I don’t know about you, but I thought that Chad Kroeger’s last name was pronounced Crow-ger. But I was wrong. The singer told Bobby Bones it is actually Crew-ger.
So it is like Freddy Krueger and not like the supermarket Kroger. And that makes a lot of sense because Nickelback’s music is like Freddy’s nails scratching a chalkboard.
Sorry, Chad Crew-ger. I actually like your music. But the joke was too easy not to make.
It is International Women’s Day, and there is a global problem we women suffer through. That problem is trying to squeeze in tight pants.
We thought we were alone, but it turns out we are not. Halle Berry is right there with us. The Oscar winner tried to fit into skin-tight pants, and she couldn’t. She actually needed someone to help her, and even that was a struggle. And if she can’t do it, we can all feel better about ourselves when we can’t do it either. The struggle is real.
So women, today, we honor ourselves for all the things we go through. Things like trying to zip up pants that don’t want to close. But we will make it happen! We are women! Hear us roar!
Julie Newmar is 89 years young, and she is wise beyond her years. Why do I say that? Here is what she said about soulmates. “YOUR SOULMATE Is yourself. You do have lifemates or playmates. You should literally have a great love affair with yourself (it’s not selfish.) People that truly love and respect themselves are highly attractive to everyone else,” she wrote. “It is also vitally important that you love your life.” Amen!
Now let’s talk about how beautiful she is. I am a straight woman, and Catwoman has my pussy purring. So much so that I can’t believe that she is turning 90 in a few months because she looks half her age.
Before Jenna Ortega thought that humans were nasty in Wednesday, she thought she could get rid of them by brushing her teeth. How cute was the 14-year-old in that 2017 commercial?
