John Stamos has had quite an interesting life, and we are going to learn all about it. That is because the actor is writing a memoir.
Why now? “If You Would Have Told Me is the book I never planned to write,” Stamos said in a statement, “but after losing Bob [Saget], finally becoming a father, and wanting to honor all the colorful people who have made me who I am today, I figured if not now, when? If You Would Have Told Me is my story about Hollywood, fame, fortune, and fuckups. It’s also about home, heart, and healing.”
He will talk about his start in Hollywood on General Hospital, which made him a star. And then, he will discuss what life was like for him when he became a superstar, thanks to Full House.
Then there are the women in his life, his mom, Demi Moore the woman who took his virginity, his first wife Rebecca Romijn, his current wife and baby mama Caitlin McHugh, and all the women in between.
Stamos has lots of stories to tell, and we will be able to enjoy them a year from now. I know I can’t wait to read it, and I don’t read.
Demi Lovato has been touring since 2008, and she is over it. So yesterday, she posted three, now deleted, stories on Instagram announcing she is done.
The singer wrote, “I am so fucking sick I can’t get out of bed. I can’t do this anymore. This next tour will be my last. I love and thank you guys.”
I am sure she will tour again like Barbara Streisand and The Cure. A, because she is only 30. B, because she is always lying and making up some crazy shit.
We have watched Whoopi Goldberg for years in movies, TV shows, and on The View. And no matter how many times you have viewed her, you probably never realized she doesn’t have eyebrows.
Wait, what? Yesterday on the talk show, the actress revealed that she doesn’t have them. Did she ever have hair above her eyes? When she was a kid, they were there. But she developed bumps on them, so her mother shaved them off. And since then, she has been eyebrow free.
Why hasn’t the Oscar-winner grown them back? She says she wouldn’t recognize herself if she did. Something we can all relate to.
When it comes to why we haven’t noticed, it is because her bone structure of where they should be is so dominant that we think they are there.
My mind is completely blown. Is yours? Now, every time I look at her, I am going to look for the missing links.
