Back in 1981, Kim Wilde released a song called Kids in America. Now, nearly 40 years later, the singer still looks like one. That is why I can’t believe that today is her 60th birthday. So you still have a Kandy Krush on her?
In order to be cool in the TikTok universe, you need to know how to dance so you can make a trending video. Neil deGrasse Tyson wants to be hip, so he shared a video of himself owning the dance floor. Now that the astrophysicist has, he wants to know, “So, can I get back to the universe now?”
I say just like he accepted Pluto back into our universe; they should accept him back into theirs.
BTW I went to the same Junior High School as him and Alfonso Ribeiro, and I know think Tyson is the best dancer from 141. Sorry, Carlton!
So much so, I think his people need to pitch him for Dancing with the Stars. I think he could win it all. That would mean that two alumni from JHS brought home the mirrorball trophy. That would be as awesome as the Cosmos.
It has been five years since we got to know the Pizza Rat. Have you ever wondered what happened to him? Just like so many horror movies that take place in the NYC subway, he has mutated. Now, he is the size of us.
Thankfully, he still prefers pizza. Unfortunately, I have heard that if humans eat enough of it, they begin to taste like it. Therefore, New Yorkers should be afraid, very afraid.
Although, after watching this video, they could care less. Because 2020, and because NYC. Between the two, we have seen it all.
Before Michael B. Jordan was a professional fighter in Creed, he was looking for a fight with Tony Soprano on The Sopranos. How cute was People’s, Sexiest Man when he was 11 years old back in that 1999 episode?
