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W. Kamau Bell says women should have the same treatment as men who get vasectomies
May 21st, 2019 under Admirable People. [ Comments: none ]

Over the last few weeks, several states have limited women from having abortions if they choose to. Even when the legislators were not doing that, it was still difficult for women to get one in those states because of the protestors outside and lack of clinics that can do it. It is our right to do with our bodies what we want, the same way it is for men.

In fact, W. Kamau Bell, who had just had a vasectomy, made a strong statement about it. He wrote, “When I went to end my ability to reproduce, there were no protesters. No 1 tried to talk me out of it, talked about God or murder, or made me get my wife’s approval. The surgery took 10 minutes & was covered by insurance. It should be that easy for women.” Amen!

Why does the government care so much about the fetus when it is in the woman and not when it is outside of her. Life is even more precious when it is born than while it is still in a woman’s womb. Over the weekend, I was reading about a fetus’ brain activity. Did you know not until it is 20 weeks that it can start to feel pain and it has fully developed sexual organs? That means these pro-lifers are supporting gender neutral babies up until then. I thought they were against that gender fluidity? They really need to make up their minds. They cannot have it both ways.

Seriously, they cannot make it so that a woman is forced to have a baby she does not want, then not give her the financial and mental support during and after it is born. If they want these babies so badly, then I say that women, who do want the babies they were forced to have, can drop them off at the state capitol building and let those legislators raise them. They are the ones that say every life is precious, so raise them. You want them, they are your responsibility.

If they think that every life is precious, then they should give every citizen free healthcare. They should be willing to open their doors to all the recent immigrants seeking asylum. They should want to ban all guns because they kill people including kids. However, they don’t think like that. They just pass laws banning abortions and have no plans with what to do with all of those extra babies.

I also think if the woman is forced to carry that baby for 9 months, then the baby daddy should be responsible for the next 18 years and counting. They do one night, and they need to do more. Especially if a woman’s uterus is not considered her own. The baby daddies need to be forced to take responsibility. See how fast the laws change back. But they won’t because they are wimps. That is why women are the stronger gender.

However, there are men who are strong and Bell is one of them. He revealed on his CNN show United Shades of America with W. Kamau Bell this weekend, that he chose to get fixed because his wife has been taking the pill for 15 years and it was time that he did something to prevent pregnancies. After three kids, they said that they have enough. Good for him for putting his wife’s health first. Why is it our responsibility to prevent pregnancy? Men complain sex does not feel as good as with a condom. You try taking the pill every day at the same time and dealing with the side effects. I am having my monthly hormone headaches that I get because I am on the pill and they are worse than my normal migraines. Not only that it puts me at a higher risk to get breast cancer.

A vasectomy does none of that. I have another idea. All men who want to be sexually active, but don’t want to have kids, let’s force them to have vasectomies. Let’s make it a law. When they go in for their circumcisions (which prove to be healthier than not having one but that is another discussion), let’s neuter them. Then when they decide they want to have kids, they can get it reversed. Oh, and they still have to use condoms because they protect us against more than just pregnancy. They also prevent STIs (again another discussion for later).

OK, I will stop dreaming of a world when men stop telling me what I can and cannot do with my uterus and go back to caring about what celebs are doing!


Don’t come between Céline Dion and her shoes
May 21st, 2019 under Celeb Oops, James Corden. [ Comments: none ]

Céline Dion finally got her Carpool Karaoke ride with James Corden yesterday and she might have regretted doing that. After she told him that she has a warehouse of around 10,000 shoes, he decided that she needed to give some of them away to the people walking on the Las Vegas Strip. These shoes are made for walking and walking’s what they will do.

Which is one of the few songs they did not sing on their day trip. She came in vocals blazing, ready for a good time. It was not only her voice that made you love her, but it was also her facial expression. Her facial movements to the instrumental beginning of It’s All Coming Back to Me Now, ruined the song for me and yet I cannot stop listening to it today.

The best part was their encore. They sang My Heart Will Go On on a boat in the makeshift lake at the Bellagio. It is everything that scene in that Titanic should have been.

There was one moment that did not make The Late Late Show special and that is when Corden had to gas up the car. To see how she handled being all by herself, then click here!


Will Smith, is that a giant lamp on your crotch or are you happy to see me?
May 21st, 2019 under Ellen DeGeneres, In Your Pocket?, Will Smith. [ Comments: none ]

Ellen DeGeneres thought it would be fun to play a new game with Will Smith called Rub My Lamp in honor of him playing the Genie in the live-action version of Alladin.

It already sounds pretty sexually explicit, right? Imagine how much worse it gets when they place a huge padded genie lamp over his crotch and tell everyone to rub it. Especially when it looks like it already has been rubbed, rubbed really good! It is up and ready to release the genie.

Can you believe this is airing during the daytime because it looks like something that would be on Skinemax?

UPDATE: Will Smith is afraid of mice, and Ellen wanted to help him get over his fear. To see how it worked out, then click here!


Does anyone have any idea what Once Upon a Time is Hollywood is about?
May 21st, 2019 under Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Quentin Tarantino. [ Comments: none ]

Sony released a new trailer for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and can someone tell me the plot? I see Sharon Tate, Charlie Manson and Bruce mixed in with a has-been TV actor and his stuntman.

It is like Quentin Tarantino was wishing he could have hung out with those people but he was only 6 in 1969 when Sharon Tate was brutally murdered by the Manson family. Therefore, he created his Hollywood dream. However, does anyone want to see it?

I think I am on the only person who does find Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt as draws to go see a movie. Are you going to be heading to the theaters on July 26th to see it?


Jason Alexander defends the Seinfeld finale
May 21st, 2019 under Seinfeld. [ Comments: 1 ]

Ever since the Game of Thrones’ final season premiered people have been talking about all the other awful series finales like Lost, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother and of course Seinfeld. Those are just five of the most disappointing series ending episodes.

Even though it has been 21 years since the show about nothing said goodbye, we are still pissed by how they ended it. Since GOT ended poorly on Sunday, there has been a lot of rehash about the terrible Seinfeld ending.

Today, Jason Alexander, who played George Costanza, defended it. He wrote, “To be clear, I adored the Seinfeld finale. I just keep getting crap about it from fans. I loved that Jerry [Seinfeld]/Larry [David] found an organic way to bring back all the amazing guests that enriched our show. It was an amazing week together filming it.”

While it might have been a dream to film, it was a nightmare to watch. Out of all of the finales, this one most needs a do-over. I remember the next morning I made a joke that Seinfeld ending was so bad, it killed Frank Sinatra. Just hours after it aired, it was announced that crooner passed away at 82.


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