Even though Jessica Simpson said that she was done having kids, turns out she is not. The singer revealed today that not only is she pregnant with baby #3 but that it is a girl.
Actually, she had Maxi Drew, 6, and Ace Knute, 5, tell us with a gender reveal balloon. How do she and Eric Johnson feel about the baby news? She wrote, “This little baby girl will make us a family of five. We couldn’t be happier to announce this precious blessing of life.”
Who knew she could count that high. I kid! Congrats on the kid.
Every awards show has a fashion theme and yesterday’s was all about the pants suits. Something, call me old, I was not wowed by.
What I was wowed by is Louie Anderson’s rubber chicken tie. He told KABC’s George Pennacchio that a fan made it for him over 30 years ago. It holds up just like his jokes.
Forget Mandy Moore’s low-cut Rodarte or Leslie Jones’s Christian Siriano iridescent pants suit or Tiffany Haddish’s flowing dress that paid homage to the Eritrean flag. To me, it was all about one tie!
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was willing to describe Donald Trump’s stump, I have wanted her to do it. Now that she has, I wish she didn’t.
The Guardian got their hands on her upcuming memoir Full Disclosure and she tells all in the tell all. Before we get to the horrifying part, she says he has a small pen!s, but “not freakishly small.”
OK, that we can handle, but I was just easing it in for you. She then goes on to say, “He knows he has an unusual pen!s. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f*cked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d!ck like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Part of me cannot wait to see his tweet denying it, but a bigger part of me wishes I can scrub that image out of my head. Make it go away.
While everyone was focused on Emmy winner Alex Bornstein taking off her top as she went up to accept her award, there was something else going on behind her. Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons were out of their seats, kneeled down on the floor.
What were they couple doing? Embarrassingly looking for their seats. Where is an usher when you need one? Oh, he is not EGOT material just yet, so that is why he was not there.
If you missed Family Guy’s Lois Griffin accepting her second award in a week as she shook her Emmys, then click here!
