There is a couple in Vegas who turned their palm tree stump into a white penis with blue balls for the holiday season. For three years, no one has complained about it, but now KTNV has done a story about it.
Do you have a problem with it? I don’t, I think it puts the ho, ho, ho back in holidays and that is exactly were it belongs.
To see what the news station was afraid to show you, then click here!
You know that feeling you get when you the first Christmas song of the year? It’s like drinking hot chocolate by the fireplace on a cold winter’s day. You know, it makes you feel all warm inside.
Then by December 25th, you feel like the snow that has pissed and pooped on by several big dogs every time you hear one those holiday classics?
Well someone named Grinchy took all 100 Carols on the Billboard Holiday Charts and mashed it into one tune. It is like being forced to only eat Fruit Cake and down it with Egg Nog for a month straight. Pure torture that yet you can stop listening to.
In the age of reboots on television, some schmuck thought it was a good idea to bring back The Honeymooners. That’s right, they are screwing with one of the most beloved sitcoms for what?
If just hearing about it makes you want to send it to the moon, then finding out what it about will really make you want to scream. Here’s how The Hollywood Reporter described it, “The new take centers on two couples — best friends and neighbors like the original — who contend with a new dynamic when one couple remarries after divorcing four years earlier.” Isn’t that like so many other sitcoms? So why call it The Honeymooners?
Are you upset about it as I am?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_ngncHv6w
Before Natalie Portman was a ballerina in Black Swan, she was in a environmental band called World Patrol Kids. This video that James Corden unEARTHED on The Late Late Show of the 9 year old back in 1990 is out of this world.
