Eric Stonestreet is single and ready to mingle, so he joined Tinder. Has the Modern Family star been successful on it? He tells Ellen DeGeneres on her show today, “Yeah. And I’ve had all varying degrees of fun.”
Can you imagine swiping and seeing his profile come up on the screen? I would be wondering out of all of the celebrities, why would that guy hide behind his photo instead of their own? Then I would be like that is smart because seeing someone like Henry Cavill, Chris Pine or Zac Efron might be too intimidating.
Now that I know he is on Tinder, I am going to join to see who else is on. With my luck I will wind up with a Reality Star on some show on a channel I don’t watch.
When Donnie Wahlberg isn’t filming Blue Bloods, he is touring with New Kids on the Block. Because of that he leaves his wife Jenny McCarthy alone a lot. What can she do on those lonely nights to remember her Knight (not Jordan or Jonathan)? He revealed during a Us Weekly Newlywed Game that he got her Dildo with his face on the head of it. His head might not physically be there to go down on her, but now it is almost like he is there. And for her the best part is it is like she can finally can get his tongue to go where she wants it to and as deep as she needs it to be.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend doesn’t shy away from the subjects of their songs like sex with a stranger, coming out as bi and my personal favorite heavy boobs. Yesterday on The CW Musical Comedy, Santino Fontana sang about giving the crazy ex-girlfriend, who is current girlfriend, a UTI. At first I thought it was a little crazy, but then I found myself singing and dancing to it. It seriously is hard not to. They actually make that burning sensation you get when you pee seem joyous. At least when it is a UTI and not a STD.
Seriously, can you imagine what it must’ve been like in the writers room when Rachel Bloom and them were writing the lyrics for this song. C’mon it had to be fun to come up with, “My penis is the reason, you may die, die, die. I gave you a UTI,” or, “If it hurts to take a leak, well that is just part of my technique.” Crazy, right? You know, to come up with a song about a pain in your pelvis and make it sound like Elvis.
Now, I just want to say, I wasn’t a big fan of the show when it first started. But then after a few episodes they made Rebecca more likeable and the show quickly became one of my favorites. If you haven’t watched it, you should catch up on the award winning first season on The CW’s app before the season finale on Monday at 8p
We are so used to seeing NeNe Leakes all made up with her hair on, but yesterday she shared a video of herself without any of that as soon as she woke up. While most celebrities look almost perfect in those I just woke up candids, she looks like we all do when we wake up. Actually you know what? She actually looks better without all of that makeup on. Even a little younger than she normal does.
But if you like her with all of that paint on, watch her honor another famous Atlantan RuPual on Spike TV’s Lip Sync Battle when she mouths his hit Supermodel this Thursday.
