Will Forte was on The Late Late Show yesterday and James Corden asked him if he could survive in the wild. The Last Man on Earth explained to him why he wouldn’t be able to. He revealed to the CBS late night host that one time when he had a few too many beers with his friends at the Rose Bowl, he feel down a hill and had to pee. When he sobered up, he realized that he got poison oak all over his pen!s. Which is bad enough as it, but he had a bad reaction to it. So bad, he would have to ice it every night before he went to sleep.
On a positive note, he said his little last man on Earth never looked better.
When Jimmy Fallon got The Tonight Show, he was given a slick new theme. But yesterday, the man who reunited the casts of California Dreams, Good Burger and Saved By the Bell, got a new theme song from that era. Jesse Frederick, who sang the theme songs for Full House, Family Matters and Step by Step, wrote one for the NBC late night show and it has that perfect TGIF nuance. Not only does it sound like it, the opening reflects that cheesy feel.
One, us TV viewers are so desperately missing. I wish they would bring back catchy theme songs. Who is with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCANmZ8YwfM
During tonight’s Republican Presidential Debate, Donald Trump took the time to respond to a comment that Marco Rubio made about his small hands. He said, “I have to say this, he hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. I’ve never heard of this one. Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands, if they’re small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem, I guarantee.”
Well, we know that in the past, he has claimed that things that are huge, really are not, like his ratings for The Celebrity Apprentice. So I don’t believe him on this claim. Plus, Science has proven that there is a correlation between hand and pen!s size.
And TBH, I always believe that a man who acts like a huge d!ck is doing so because he has a small one; and I have seen him as a huge d!ck for my most of life. Growing up in NYC, we have had a different perception than the one that the Country is seeing now.
And on that note, a man who makes this type of reference during a serious debate SHOULD NOT BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. So please before you vote for him because you want to do a big FU to the establishment, think about what you are doing. I don’t not believe this is man who cares about the people and being President. I think he only cares about winning. Listen to him talk, it is not about you, it is about him. All he is says is I, I, I, I and I, when was the last time he said you? Think about that.
Think about it because our lives depend on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlMglqh_Apk
Before Joan Allen’s husband was having an affair on The Family, she was the one having one in Compromising Positions. She looks the same now as she did when she was 28 in that 1985 movie.
