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Hot Links! |
| April 27th, 2014 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]
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Who looks like she has third nipple? – Dlisted
A young topless Sofia Vergara! – GCeleb
Which NBC sitcom is coming to end? – Rickey
Is this actress dating her female co-star? – Celebitchy
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Kim and Khloe Kardashian are as happy as pigs in mud, oh wait… |
| April 27th, 2014 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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Kim and Khloe Kardashian spent yesterday at a Mud Run and they look as happy as two pigs rolling around in the mud. I don’t think I need the as? Sorry, I had to go there. If they are going to make easy for us, we just have to take them up on it! Right?
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Hell has frozen over because George Clooney is engaged |
| April 26th, 2014 under George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]
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Thousands of starlets are crying over their missed opportunity to be Mrs George Clooney or at least to say that they dated him long enough to get on Dancing with the Stars. That’s because the notorious bachelor has finally found another woman he wants to walk down the aisle with. That woman is Amal Alamuddin, a British lawyer who specializes in International Law, and they’ve only been dating for a few months. What is so special about her? A source told People, “He’s with someone who is a very accomplished attorney. She isn’t someone who is pursuing a career in acting or entertainment. She’s on his level.”
She’s on his level for today, at least, because let’s be real who thinks they’re really going to make it to their wedding day. But if they do, this has been a really bad for us women. That’s because we’ve lost both George Clooney and Johnny Depp to other women, even though it seems like we never would.
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Not everything that goes in, comes out on Sex Sent Me to the ER |
| April 26th, 2014 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]
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Today’s Sex Sent Me to the ER on TLC at 9p is slimy, but not in the way you think.
First there’s a couple who is getting ready for their first time together and they decide to do it on a very springy bed. While doing it missionary, a good thrust sends the man flying off the bed and into a mirror. As soon as he gets up, he is ready to finish what he started with his new girlfriend. That’s when she notices he is bleeding and now the two of them are going from the O to the ER.
Then are the parents of three kids who finally get some alone time together at a spa. When there massage is over, they decide to have shower sex. Only problem is the massage oil and the tiled floor don’t go together and he falls. The fall caused the back of his head is split open and now he is bleeding profusely. His wife is so afraid that the spa workers are going to think she’s trying to kill her husband, that she tries to hide what happened. Will she be able to get away with it or will she be arrested for attempted murder?
Finally there is a Hippie couple that come in with him complaining that he is suffering from hallucinations. Once the doctor goes in there, he tells her he hasn’t been able to pee for 8 hours. She tells him she has to swab his urethra and she sees his pen!s is completly swollen. She tells him that an STD might’ve caused it and that pisses off his wife. Then when the wife mentions he went to South America, so the doctor tells him it might be a parasite. The only way to check for that, is an urine test and he can’t do that. So she tells him she is going to have to give him a catheter, and now he finally tells her the truth. What he says next will shock you and even the doctor. Teaching us it is not always good to be one with nature.
Just when you think that Sex Sent Me to the ER can’t shock any more than they already have, they have a case like the last one. So tune in to find out what happens after sex sends these 3 couples to the ER.
I know I say this every week, but I love love love this show. Almost as much as safe sex that doesn’t send me to the ER!
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Is James Franco pleasuring himself? |
| April 26th, 2014 under James Franco. [ Comments: none ]
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James Franco Instagrammed the above photo and said, “WTF HAPPENED? I was waiting for you!!!!!” With those words, that face and the placement of his right hand, I have to wonder what he is doing. You know, because it looks like he is doing what someone does when his Booty Call doesn’t show up…
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