I am thankful that this year we get not one, but two holidays on Thanksgiving. I am also thankful that Jimmy Kimmel and his writers were sick enough to ask a bunch of children to act out the first Thanksgivukkah!
But thing I am most thankful for is all of you! Thank you for checking out Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Nothing says Chanukah like a Human Centipede Menorah. Well almost everything else does, but it is what Chanukah is to me after this bit that Conan O’Brien did last year.
May you get all 8 days worth of presents tonight and not have to wait a week to get them all.
When I first heard about Glee‘s puppet episode, I thought it may be right. Then I saw the first full song from tomorrow’s episode on Fox at 9p and now I think it might be crazy. Not the good kind of crazy, but I will be wondering if I am having a turkey high or if I am really high. I mean it is more like bad trip than anything else, a really really bad trip.
Part of me wants to make my friends watch it with me when it airs live; but considering that have a freshly sharpened carving knife, I won’t.
I think after we watch the full episode (because we’ll be watching), we will be very thankful that the show only has a season and a half left!
Just when I thought that there wouldn’t be anything worse on TV this week after How I Met Your Mother’s rhyming show. Here comes Glee to air a lower low. Oh no!
I guess Lindsay Lohan wants us to know she has really cleaned up her act after her latest rehab stint. The troubled actress shared a picture of herself cooking for Thanksgiving and shockingly it wasn’t meth. In fact the marshmallow yams casserole she is making looks really yummy! Who knew she would become a homemaker after the year that she had? I sure as heck didn’t.
I guess we have to be thankful for the new and improved Lindsay Lohan!
Mike Tyson, who is one of the greatest boxers of all time, admitted on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday that he is a fan of Barbra Streisand’s. But it didn’t stop there, he also sang some of her song Memory when the ABC late night host asked him which of her songs is his favorite.
Iron Mike didn’t only talk about his love for her music he also talked about some of the things he did that he wishes were more than a distant memory. Back when Don King and him were friends, Tyson left a tiger in townhouse when he had somewhere else to be. Let’s just say when he got back, the wild haired promoter got renovated place!
And that isn’t the only wild story he shared, he also talked about the time his probation officer came to his house while he was having an orgy and there was some coke in the house. And I am not talking about the carbonated drink. Luckily, this story has better ending than the last one. That is if he is past the statute of limitations for the crime he was committed back then.
I know I shouldn’t like Mike Tyson, but I can’t help myself. I think he has reformed himself from the major a$$hole he used to be.
