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Abby Lee Miller finally gets a bra that fits on Double Divas tonight!

August 6th, 2013 under Lifetime. [ Comments: none ]

Double Divas is back on Lifetime tonight at 10p and they want to help as many women as possible to finally get a bra that fits them. Cynthia Decker and Molly Hopkins’ first customer is none other than Dance Moms’ Abby Lee Miller, whose show airs right before this one, and we all know that she desperately needs a bra that will lift her girls up as high as her voice when she screams at everyone. While we all know that, what we didn’t need is to see her take her shirt off. I am warning you now that we are going to see a lot of her skin and I do mean a lot of skin.
But don’t worry that image will quickly be wiped away with the other women om the show who are looking for the right sized bra. The first lady was born without a sternum and because of that she has never gotten naked in front of any man besides her husband. She also has problems getting a brassiere that can show off her chest properly. But LiviRae Lingerie will work their wonders and we will cry along with her.
Then we will have happy tears, when a 109 year woman comes in looking for a red bra. Proving no matter how old you are, you can still be red hot. And that is exactly what she is!
Double Divas is a feel good show, where women can learn to find the perfect bra and men can see a lot of women try them on. Hey I am just trying to get men to watch!

A muscle man got cut down to size by a water bottle!

August 6th, 2013 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

So there was a guy who went to see the NY Mets play the Kansas City Royals and he got thirsty. So the man, who wore a shirt that was too tight so he could show off his muscles, got a bottle of overpriced water to drink. Well when he tried to open it, he could not. So he took Howard Cosell’s advice, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.” So he tried and he tried and he tried, and he just couldn’t do it. Even A-Rod was like, dude try some steroids. Too soon?
It is the saddest thing I have seen all week. Seriously this Mets fan, is hoping he is a Royals fans. Sorry KC, but I don’t want him associated with us.

Watch this guy strike out with his proposal

August 6th, 2013 under Marriage Proposals, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

So David decided to propose to his girlfriend, Jessica, at a New Britain Rock Cats baseball game last week. Jessica looked horrified by his question, so when the announcer asked her for the answer she said, “I’m sorry. I can’t. I’m sorry.” Then she ran off up in to the stands and he ran in to the dug out.
No word what happened if and when the two met up again. But you have to wonder if they were like, do you think they believed us? Many are questioning, including me, if that proposal was real. Do you think they played a fast ball on us or do you think he really struck out?

Who did the Bachelorette settle for?

August 6th, 2013 under Jimmy Kimmel, The Bachelor. [ Comments: none ]

So after Brooks Forester left Desiree Hartsock last week on The Bachelorette, people wondered who she would choose. Well yesterday she said yes to her #2 Chris Siegfried, but was he the one she really wanted? No, turns out in this exclusive secret video obtained by Jimmy Kimmel Live! she really wanted The Baby Bachelor. Does anyone blame her? I would chose him over those other guys any day!
Seriously is anyone else hoping that Jimmy’s nephew, Wesley, winds up with Cleto’s (JKL’s bandleader) daughter, Jesse? Can they be any cuter together?

Hot Links!

August 5th, 2013 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]