I love watching As Seen On TV ads because every now and again they have an interesting product. Well interesting is not the word I would use for the Squatty Potty, in fact I am so speechless I can’t even think of the word to describe it.
But I have to admit that it has piqued my interest. So the next time I have to go, I will use a step stool and see if it helps.
And on a positive note about the ad, at least they didn’t use people. Could you imagine, having some older guy in a khaki pants and an argyle sweater running to the bathroom, sitting on the toilet as he strains to go. Then they show him doing it again with the Squatty Potty, and smiling as he goes. Oh wait I want that ad, someone make it happen ASAP! And that is why my advertising teachers were happy when I told them I was not going into advertising.
Olivia Munn is a guest on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and when she came out she gave the daytime talk show host an strange type of hug. The Newsroom star bent over and put her ear on Ellen’s chest. Well DeGeneres responded by putting her ear on Munn’s stomach. When that exchange was done, a dumbfounded host had to ask her about it. Munn said “Well I am Asian, so it feels like, you know, like a nice, like, you know, a very sexual thing to do.” OK?
And believe it or not that is the most awkward part of the interview. Munn couldn’t stop declaring how much she loves Ellen and how she wants to be best friends with her. So Ellen said they could hang out and go to dinner that night if her wife Portia de Rossi says it alright. And Munn was so not going to let them get out of it.
That interaction was just all types of weird, but in a way that was cute. No word if they went to dinner, I guess we will have to tune in tomorrow to find out.
Michael Douglas told The Guardian that he got his throat cancer from oral sex with someone who has HPV and NMA just had to give his admission the Taiwanese Animation treatment. It is so wrong on so many levels and yet so very funny. So if you need a laugh, sit back and watch this.
BTW guys if you are going to refuse to go down on us ladies because you are afraid of getting the Michael Douglas, then don’t get mad if we refuse to do the same! You can use Dental Dams while you wait for the results to see if she is HPV positive or negative. And we can use flavored condoms to make you taste better.
For years David Letterman has been telling fat jokes about Chris Christie on The Late Show, but now that New Jersey Governor got the lap band surgery he can’t do that any more. So he had his writer Joe Grossman tell some non-fat jokes about the Christie and they will have you laughing out loud. I thought if the governor lost the weight the jokes about him wouldn’t be as funny, and boy was I wrong.
