Russell Brand was on The Howard Stern Show today and he told the Shock Jock his winning pick-up line! Brand will say to a girl, “Look, we are alive here for a short time. I think you are beautiful. I think there’s divinity within you and there is divinity within in me…” He had me at look. Actually he kind of had me at divinity, because the way he talks is so enchanting. Even if I don’t what the hell he just said.
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Passengers that were stuck on the Las Vegas tarmac for four hours on Sunday with no AC or water in 110 degrees, had a little laugh when one of the people on the plane played R Kelly’s I Believe I Can Fly on his radio. Instead of getting frustrated with the song, they had a laugh and a group sing along. Thankfully they were able to make the best of a bad situation over it because I am not sure I would be able to.
Eventually they were able fly to their next destination. No word if Allegiant Air gave them any compensation for they delay, but they totally should’ve.
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Yesterday Shay Mitchell and Troian Bellisario attended an event for their show Pretty Little Liars that is back on ABC Family tonight at 8p and both girls wore outfits that revealed their long legs. You know what, the producers should take notice because if they wore outfits like that more often on the show the ratings would be even higher.
Russell Brand was a guest on The Late Show tonight and he told David Letterman that he was a mailman before he was an actor. He told David Letterman why he did it. Brand explained, “In my mind, it is a cultural illusion that this is an opportunity for early morning conjugal activity. I thought that housewives would open the door, with a gesture to their nether regions.” Then he added, “Turns out that is not a window for sex. They just want their letters basically.” So how long did he hold out before he quit his sexless job? He held the job for 3 whole weeks.
I guess he thought that mailman was spelled maleman, and because of that I wonder if he thought that woman would think he is twice the man. I mean why would think that woman want their mailman? It has never been a fantasy of mine and I never heard anyone else wanted to lick their postal worker like a stamp. Have you?
Dear Mailmen, I am sorry if I offended you with the last paragraph. That was not what I was going for with this post. Please continue to deliver my bills and junk mail. Thanks!
