We all know that Michael Phelps can swim like a fish, and now we know he can’t crowd surf to save his s$$. On Monday he was at Steve Aoki’s show in Vegas when the singer took out an inflatable raft to crowd surf on. The audience encouraged the Olympic Gold winner to join in him the boat, so he took them up on their offer. Only problem is almost as soon as he got in it, he was out of it on the floor. I guess he was just a little to big for them to handle. And the fall was too much for his bum to handle because according to TMZ he broke his a$$. And from now until the end of his life, he will be the butt of all crowd surfing jokes. I know I am already making fun of him and I am sure I am not alone.
Children this is why you need to wear floaties as protection anytime you ride in a boat, whether it is in water or on top of people’s hands. Right now Phelps will spend the next few months sitting on a life preserver and had he had one on in the first place, it might not hurt as much every time he sits down.
BTW the best part about these videos is not that they show you both angles of his fall, but that Aoki went on without giving a sh!t that his rafting body went overboard.
Halle Berry is a guest on Ellen today and let’s hope this Catwoman hasn’t used up all of her lives. That’s because Ellen DeGeneres scared her with a person dressed as a huge spider and I have never seen anyone gets as scared as she did. She honestly looked like she was going to have a heart attack because of it.
The best part is not how scared sh!tless Halle got, but how much Ellen enjoyed it. I think she is even more sadistic than I am and I love watching people in terror like that!
Do you have actual proof that Bigfoot exists then you can become $10 million richer with that evidence? Spike TV has a new reality competition show coming out called 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty and they are looking for someone to prove the mythological creature is. According to the press release, “The network has already begun casting contestants for 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty, which will feature scientists, zoologists, seasoned trackers, and actual Bigfoot hunters who all believe in the infamous creature’s existence. The teams will be faced with the daunting task of proving to a group of experts that Bigfoot, the hairy ape-like Sasquatch, exists with the irrefutable evidence. The winner will be the first team to secure proof – and win the unprecedented $10 million bounty.” So if that describes you and $10 million will help you out, then you have apply to be on the show.
Hey Simon Cowell top this because your $5 million prize sounds cheap now!
Seriously I will be interested to see if someone can actually prove there is a Bigfoot. Then if they do what legendary creature will they look for next, Chupacabra? Lochness Monster?
