Jeremy Renner was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he told the ABC late night host about the time his friend switched the pills he gave him. The new Bourne guy was taking a long flight overseas and he asked his friend for some Ambien and that friend did. When he got on the plane, he downed a pill with some wine and then something came up. He realized the A on the pill was really a V and he had to spend of the rest of his trip up in the sky with a Mile High Club wanna be member that had no one who would initiate him.
Not only is what happened him hysterical, it is the way he describe that made me stand at attention and salute him.
Akiva Schaffer released some outtakes from his movie The Watch that’s out on Friday with Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and Jonah Hill and I bet you a dollar they are funnier than anything that is in the comedy. It is not that I don’t have faith in Hill because he surprised me in 21 Jump Street, but I can’t remember the last time I enjoyed a flick with Stiller and/or Vaughn. Although Vince was very funny in this gag reel.
Roseanne Barr was on Late Night yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged her to a game of Password. The Presidential candidate and the host had to guess a word from clues given to them by an audience member. Fallon’s audience member said pink and he said singer. Then it was the comedian’s turn and her person said bird. Of course now you know what the word is, but she thought it was vag!na. How she got there from pink bird, I have no idea but then again who has any idea what she does most of the time.
Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Livethe show once again has several celebrities reading Tweets aloud that made fun of them and you got to see how they reacted to the negative comments. I felt so bad for them that I have decided I will never Tweet anything nasty about any celeb ever again. Just do me favor and don’t check my Twitter feed to see if I complied because I probably won’t.
BTW how can I get a job at Jimmy Kimmel Live where all I do is troll Twitter for people saying mean things about famous folk? How awesome would that be?
Kristen Stewart just got a little more interesting because Us Weekly is reporting that she has cheated on Robert Pattinson. OK that isn’t that exciting, but the guy she reportedly cheated on him with is a married with man two kids and he’s 15 years old than Pattison and 19 years older than her. Who this man? It is Rupert Sanders who directed her in Snow White and the Huntsman. He’s married (for the time being) to Liberty Ross and they have a 7 and a 5 year old together.
Neither one has yet to say anything, but a source told People “Kristen is absolutely devastated. It was a mistake and a complete lapse in judgment.” The source added, “She wasn’t having an affair with Rupert. It was just a fleeting moment that shouldn’t have happened. She never meant to hurt anyone. She’s a good person who just made a bad choice.” Yeah that’s putting it mildly.
No word if her relationship to Pattison is over, but I am sure we will know either way by the end of Breaking Dawn II press run.
BTW are the Twihards happy or sad about this?
UPDATE: Kristen Stewart released a statement to People confirming, “I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.” Is it just me or does it sound it like her lawyer/publicist write it.
UPDATE 2: Rupert Saunders, the man who came between Bella and Edward released his own statement to People: “I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family. My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.” I am pretty sure his beautiful wife thinks he is ugly and his heavenly children think he is the devil.
