Madonna is touring for her new album, but she is going back to her old ways. The 53 year old was performing in Istanbul and she pulled down her bra to show her nipple to the crowd. Her kids must be so proud. I mean she needed to do stuff like that at the beginning of her career, but she played half time at the Super Bowl this year, she doesn’t need to expose herself like that anymore. At least I know I don’t want to see it. I am still scarred from her book Sex.
Tonight at 9p on Syfy they are giving us the movie we have wanted for years, Jersey Shore Shark Attack. Back in 1916, sharks attacked the Jersey Shore and now they are back to do the same. Sadly for the sharks The Complication (Jeremy Luke), Nooki (Melissa Molinaro), Paulie Balzac (Daniel Booko), Donnie (Joey Russo), J-Moni (Alex Mauriello) are here to save the day.
JSSA is a campy fun horror movie that doesn’t take itself seriously and because of that you are going to love this flick.
I know I didn’t write a long drawn out review to describe this movie, but basically it is a lot fun and the title pretty much spells out what it is about. What it doesn’t tell you is that you are going to enjoy this film more than you thought you could have and just watching the trailer above already has you excited for it. So watch it tonight because you don’t want to miss Joey Fatone become shark food.
High School is the movie that puts the high in high school. So run and see this highlarious movie now and get your munchies satisfied with the best treats on earth…your local movie theater.
Henry Burke (Matt Bush) is set to graduate High School as the Valedictorian and go to MIT, but a chance encounter with an old friend can derail all of that. When Henry is sentenced to detention with ex-friend Travis Breaux (Sean Marquette), the two decide to hang out together again. They go back to their old tree house and Travis convinces Henry to get high. What the two boys don’t know is the multi-Spelling Bee Champ, who goes to their school, has been just been busted for smoking pot for each one of her championships. The principal (Michael Chiklis) is so embarrassed and upset about his prize student’s bust that he is ordering a mandatory drug test for the school and anyone who tests positive will be kicked out. Henry is crapping a brick and doesn’t know what to do, so Travis comes up with an idea. Since there is going to bake sale at the same time, why not exchange the parent made brownies with pot ones. Thus getting the whole school to fail the test and Henry will be in the free and clear. Only problem is where are they going to get all of that key ingredient. So Travis comes up with a plan that they will rob the Psycho Ed (Adrien Brody), the main dealer in town, for the much needed supply. By some miracle they get more than enough pot to get the school high and they make their special brownies. Everything is going brilliantly as the whole school scoops up all of the brownies and even goes back for seconds and thirds.
But their is a problem the senior class #2 knows what it is going on and he is threatening to bring the evidence to the principal. But that isn’t all that has gone wrong, Pyscho Ed has figured what they did and now he is going all psycho on the boys. Now their brilliant plan is about to go bust and they will be exposed for what they did, ruining Henry’s life forever. Will they by some miracle be able to get out of this mess or will Psycho Ed and their principal get their way with the two of them. You have to go see this movie to find out.
Seriously High School is so much fun, not only do you see all the crazy antics that go on with the boys. You also get to watch a whole school get high. Who doesn’t want to see that?
High School is a fast paced fun movie with so many crazy twist and turns, that you will leave the theater with the giggles. And it will be a natural case of the giggles and not drug induced.
Tomorrow night at 9p on Syfy Jersey Shore Shark Attack makes its triumph debut and you are not going to want to miss this instant classic. From the title of the movie (and the trailer) you can guess what this movie is about. It’s about Sharks attacking Jersey Shore. But not just the shore, attacking people that are very much like the Guitos we have gotten know on a show that airs on MTV.
Well if you are going to be in a movie like that, then you have to prepare for the role and Jeremy Luke, who plays “The Complication” told us what they had to get ready for the film. Let’s just say it was a lot of G and T and the L was replaced with S for studying for the script.
Earlier this week I was on a conference call with Luke and he told about the G(ym), “I went through a regimen also preparing for the role. I mean Joey (Russo, plays Donnie) was my roommate at the time and we both, like I was out of shape when I got cast and these guys said like get to the gym. (Writers and Director) Jeff and Barry and (John) said get to the gym and like right away I just got on it. So having come during the day I was like run, work out, at night I would sit down with the script and that’s how I would do it.” In fact later on in the call, he revealed that even after they started filming he would work out before calling it a night.
But that was part of the transformation, you can’t be a Jersey Shore without the tan. So here is what he told us about the T, “I have to give props to the makeup girls and the hair because that was a very tough job. We did, the six main characters there’s three girls and three guys, had to go tanning two, three times a week and I’ve never been spray tanning before in my life. And it feels like when you’re in salt water and you put your clothes back on you’ve got that icky feeling? That’s the kind of feeling you have for about 12 hours and we did that about three times a week. So like it was rough.” Now even though he says that was rough, he then went on to say it was a lot of fun.
So being a member of the Jersey Shore is not as easy at looks, but Jersey Shore Shark Attack is as campy and fun as it looks!
Lindsay Lohan was involved in a car accident today with a 18-wheeler and then she was rushed to the hospital. According to TMZ, “both Lindsay and her assistant (the passenger) were bleeding and bruised, and the assistant is in an ambulance en route to the hospital.” An ambulance was sent to scene but the actress found another way to get there and is currently in the emergency room being evaluated. People is reporting that Santa Monica Police says she was not seriously injured in the crash.
No word how the accident will affect production on the Lifetime movie Liz and Dick.
