Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live he had on the Stanley Cup champions The LA Kings and Martin Short, and he said he has “never been wetter than on this particular show”. Now before you get all excited and think he means down there because he got to go to the prom with another hot actress. He actually means wet because the Kings poured beer on him when he drank out of the Stanley Cup and then Martin Short drenched the ABC late night host in water to calm him down after he attacked the Three Amigo. Why would Kimmel and Short wrestle each other to the floor? Well Mr Ben Affleck got upset when Jiminy Glick admitted to having dinner with Kimmel’s daughter. Only thing is he forgot he was there too, so he went at him for no reason at all. Well there’s always a reason and it was so I could that double entendre headline. You know since it is always about me somehow.
On Sunday Lady Gaga was accidentally hit on the head with a pole by one of her dancers and today she posted a picture that makes me think it might’ve knocked some fashion sense into her. Mother Monster is as known for her outrageous outfits as much as for her music, but in the photo she Tweeted today she actually looks normal and is wearing something I would totally love to own. So maybe getting a concussion wasn’t the worst that could happen to her and for us?
Just don’t tell anyone that it is very Madonnaesque because those two have enough tension brewing between them and we don’t need either one of them to express themselves on this issue too.
Do you like the new and improved Gaga or do you want that Poker Face to go back to the way she was born?
Conan O’Brien is doing his TBS late night talk show from Chicago this week and he brought an old friend to make a special appearance. That’s right The Masturbating Bear is back and the home of Da Bears is the perfect place for him to cum out and play. The audience definitely got a rise when they saw him in his little diaper, so much so it was hard for them to control their excitement. And The Bear, not Da Bear, got so excited he had no option but to pleasure himself right then and there. Thus keeping his title of The Masturbating Bear. Oh yes, yes, yes!!!
BTW Conan is lucky they didn’t go after for making fun of their precious football team because they take their Bears very seriously. You know because in LA we don’t give a crap about our NFL team and you can say whatever you want about them.
Bill Murray is co-owner of the Charleston RiverDogs and today when his team had a rain delay he decided to entertain the crowd. The 61 year old ran around on top of the wet tarp before sliding into home and he looked just like a little kid having the time of their life. I mean could he be any more thrilled that he got to do that?
BTW the first time I watched this video, I was thinking he looked like Dr. Peter Venkman doing a victory dance over a deflated Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. You know it could happen if they ever made a Ghostbusters III?
