Back in 1999 Jason Biggs did something to an apple pie that is unforgivable and now 13 years that apple pie is finally getting his just desserts. In this never before seen video that was acquired by Funny Or Die, you can see as the pie takes a slice out of Biggs and tells him to “Say my name, bitch?”
Now that pie can feel vindicated when he goes to see American Reunion on Friday.
Elizabeth Coupe loves to walk just as much men love to masturbate. Why that analogy? Well the actress was on Conan the other night and she told Conan O’Brien that when she used to walk in NY across the Willamsburg Bridge she would see the same man pleasuring and then relieve himself in a different thing every time did the walk. And just because she moved from NY to LA, doesn’t mean she would stop seeing excited men. Now when she does her hike at Griffith Park, she found another man who does the same thing as her NY man.
After she was done telling the stories of her walks, Conan decided to switch topics to her show. And if ever a show was perfectly named for him, it is Happy Endings. No joke needed, the title did all the work for him.
So watch the season finale of a perfectly named show tonight on ABC at 9:30p.
Regis Philbin was a guest on NBC’s Late Night yesterday and he asked Jimmy Fallon for some advice about an upcoming guest appearance he is doing. The former-daytime talk show host is going to guest star on Hot in Cleveland as a love interest of Betty White and he asked the late night host if he open mouth kiss her. Fallon was so shocked by the question and yelled absolutely not in horror. The reaction scared the Reeg so much that he jumped up. As soon as he sat down, Fallon changed the line of question without a following up or anything. I wonder what horrified so much to garner that reaction.
When it comes to if Philbin should kiss Betty White open or close mouthed, I say open all the way. That will totally put the hot in Hot in Cleveland.
