Taxes were due yesterday and the IRS is using social media to help people file their tax returns. One of the methods they are using is live web chats where you can talk to an agent who will assist you for a small fee. Jimmy Kimmel Live used the service and aired his conversation on the show.
Who knew the IRS now stands for I Require Sex. You know I wonder if you give the TaXXXguy the right answers if he will let you deduct it from your taxes and not be so hard on you? It would be a charitable deduction, right? You know, he might like it if you were a bad with your paperwork.
BTW I wish my CPA had a Cute Perfect A$$ like the TaXXXguy. Because maybe then it wouldn’t be so painful to go to my tax professional every year. I mean if I am going to get screwed, I might as well enjoy it.
Madonna was interviewed on the Today Show by Harry Smith and he asked her about Lourdes being caught smoking. She told him, “(I) wasn’t very happy, but honestly, I don’t think I’m as tough as I should be. I think I need to be maybe tougher. It’s hard — every day is a negotiation. But cigarette smoking I’m not very fond of — for anyone.” Then he asked her about her being filmed with a cigarette and she said it was a prop and there is a difference. Actually Madonna it is the subliminal message that smoking is cool. We didn’t know it was a prop until you told us. If you don’t like cigs, then don’t glamorize one as an accessory.
Now when it comes to the rest of the interview, boy did she come off as the biggest bitch out there. Is it hard for her to be herself? I would say so because it has to be extremely tough to be such a bitch. With the failures of her movie W.E. and her latest CD MDNA, she no longer earns the right to be such a Queen B. When she is putting out hits like she used then she can go back to be the stuck up with that fake English accent.
Bob Beckel was on Hannity the other night and he gave Fox News their proudest moment. The Five Host was arguing with a fellow panel member and he told her that she didn’t know what the f*ck she was talking about. After he said it, Hannity told him to apologize and he refused. Then Hannity explained they were on the air when he said it, so he apologized and then told Hannity he needs to run his show better because he didn’t know they were out of a break.
Seriously watch that interaction and don’t tell me that is one of the best moments ever on live TV.
Don’t Trust the B—- in Apt 23 airs Wednesdays at 9:30p on ABC and to celebrate the premiere of this comedy I have a bitchin’ prize pack to give away. All you have to do is email me the answer at [email protected] to “Which actor is playing himself on the show?” by April 18th with your name and address! One winner will be chosen at random.
Don’t Trust the B—- in Apt 23 is surprising funny sitcom, I say surprisingly because I didn’t expect to love it as much as do. The chic show is about June (Dreama Walker) moves to Manhattan for a dream job and the perfect company apartment, only to have them disappear in a puff of reality, thanks to a CEO from the Bernie Madoff school of embezzlement. Deep in debt and out on the streets, June scrambles to land a job and a place to live. It seems that her luck has turned when she gets hired at a coffee shop and finds Chloe (Krysten Ritter), a charming, vivacious roommate – but with the morals of a pirate. Chloe soon swindles June out of all her savings, but she and her snarky friend, James Van Der Beek (playing himself), come to learn that, just because June’s naïve, she isn’t stupid. June ingeniously turns the tables on Chloe, who is so shocked about being scammed herself that she decides to pull June into her colorful band of friends. Sure, it’s all dysfunctional, bizarre and overwhelming, but so is New York City. And with the help of Chloe and the other oddballs around her, June might just learn the survival secrets she needs to make it there.
The prize pack aka Roommate Survival Kit includes:
Skull Candy Headphones ($12.00)
Kikkerland Warning Shot Glass ($4.95)
Fridge Book ($9.99)
Magnet Set ($9.99)
Origins Sensory Therapy ($11.00)
Some E-Cards Tear Out Cards
“I Partied With The Bitch!” T-shirt
“The Bitch Stole My Drink!” drink cozy
