Patrick Dempsey joined Twitter this week and just like a good celebrity he has been posting pictures from his rehearsals on Private Practice. I thought this picture was so McDreamy I had to post it. Doesn’t he look so vulnerable and awwwdorable in that picture, don’t you just want to Buy Loverboy some Love.
CBS is the butt of all jokes with a contest they currently having to send you to NY for a free colonoscopy. I am not sh!tting you, watch the commercial above and see how you can enter to be flown the big apple and have a tube with a camera shoved up your ass. Now how you thought you would finally be on camera for CBS. But before you get the exam and after you have tasted all of the fine dining the city has to offer, drink up that drink that will make it all of that yummy food come out in several trips to the bathroom at that five star hotel they are putting you up in. So even though you get three days in NY, one is spent in the bathroom and the other at the doctors, that sounds like as much fun as having a colonoscopy. Oh wait.
Seriously if CBS wants to skew younger, why are they offering a contest for a health exam that is suppose to start when you are 50. If they want to skew younger offer a breast exam, I know I had some of best ones when I was growing up in NYC and would gladly go back for some more.
And I wonder how CBS got Ozzy Osbourne to do it, I mean I know that Sharon Osbourne is a colon cancer survivor but I am sure he would rather bite the head off of a bat then realize she got him to take part in this campaign.
Oh and did I mention I saw this add during The Big Bang Theory, gives the title of the show that beat American Idol in the demo, a whole new meaning. Don’t you think?
Editor’s note – even though I made a sh!t load of jokes in this post, colonoscopies are very serious and I think that everyone needs to get them. I just have a huge a$$ problem with how CBS went about promoting how people need to get it done. I guess now we know why they go by CBS because they like to C Butt Sh!t.
Yesterday Donnie Wahlberg wanted to wish his followers a Happy Friday with a photo, but he wasn’t happy with that he wasn’t smiling in it. So he Tweeted a second picture and said, “That last pic didn’t look happy enough…. So Happy Friday!” And even though the Blue Bloods star was smiling he still wasn’t happy with the pic, so he Tweeted a third picture and said “Even happier Happy Friday!” Personally I think the New Kid on the Blocker looks sexiest in the first picture, which one is your favorite?
Heidi Klum and Seal’s marriage seemed like one of the strongest in Hollywood, but just like most all good things their marriage is coming to an end according to TMZ. The shocking new broke very early this morning that the Project Runway host will be filing for divorce. The two were married in 2005 and again in 2006 and 2007 and 2008 and 2009 and 2010 and for the last time in 2011 and they have three biological children together.
This news is so sad because everyone thought they were going to be the ones that were going to make because they always talked about how much they loved each other. I remember one time she was being interviewed after an awards show and she was asked who she was looking forward to seeing. The Supermodel responded saying no one because she only has eyes for her husband. I guess now she will have time to check out the other people on the red carpet with her.
No reason was given for the split or who will get Halloween.
BTW Seal is slated to make appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman, Ellen and Jimmy Kimmel Live this week, it will be interesting to see if he will still do it or cancel on them because of the news?
UPDATE: The couple released a statement to People announcing that they are separating.
“While we have enjoyed seven very loving, loyal and happy years of marriage, after much soul-searching we have decided to separate.
“We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and continue to love each other very much, but we have grown apart. This is an amicable process and protecting the well-being of our children remains our top priority, especially during this time of transition.
“We thank our family, friends, and fans for their kind words of support. And for our children’s sake, we appreciate you respecting our privacy.”
We have all seen the news of coverage of Stacy Peterson who went missing and her husband Drew denying he had anything to do with. Well tonight at 8p on Lifetime in Drew Peterson: Untouchable we find out what happened before we knew their names. We see how the two met, how much in love they once were and what went wrong. By the end of the movie you will know more about what went on behind the headlines and you will feel for the family that to this day don’t know what happened to their sister, mom and friend.
Rob Lowe is scary as the man who had one wife die under mysterious circumstances and another wife who went missing and has never been seen or heard from again. Kaley Cuoco looks so much like Stacy Peterson, you will think that she might have been The Big Bang Theory star’s doppelganger. The acting is so real, you will think you are watching the news more than a movie of the week.
