Teddy Bear the Porcupine really likes his corn, so much so that he learned English to tell off anyone that tries to take it away from him. The spiky little dude seems to be telling his human, I mean handler, to “Back Up”, “It’s mine” and “It’s my corn” whenever she tries to take it away from him. Personally I am really impressed that he can say so much, but if I were him I would just spike the b!tch for trying to take away my favorite food! That’s what they are there for anyways, right?
Before Lorraine Bracco was a psychiatrist on The Sopranos, she was a teacher in Sing! How amazing does the 34 year old actress look in that 1989 movie and what great moves she has in it. SIDE NOTE – If you have never seen Sing, I highly suggest watching it on YouTube or renting it because it is one of my all-time favorite movies. It was on the best musicals that not enough people have ever seen.
Aaron Carter Tweeted the above picture and said, “This is me watching your tweets!!” To me with that reddish tint on his face, he looks more like Freddy Kruger watching me as I fall asleep than someone who is checking out what I say about him.
Actually I will say only nice things about him from now on because he scares me, he really really scares me.
After watching those two virgin couples kiss on their wedding day on The Virgin Diaries it makes me so happy I will not be one on the day I get married. Seriously those kisses are so raunchy, they are better suited for Skinemax than they are for TLC.
Seriously they were so going at it, that I feel bad for the bride who will be lucky if her new husband can make it to the Bam in Wham, Bam, Thank You Mam!
Although I do have to thank TLC for helping me get rid of those few extra pounds I gained during Thanksgiving because they came up right after watching those promos.
xoxo Michael!
