So for years there were 5 movies nominated for Best Picture and no one had an issue with that. Then two years ago the Academy decided to double that number to nominating 10 movies. Well yesterday AMPAS announced that they are changing it yet again and it is their stupidest change thus far. They will nominated anywhere from 5 – 10 movies every year based on some point system that no one but them will understand. Academy executive director Bruce Davis said, “A Best Picture nomination should be an indication of extraordinary merit. If there are only eight pictures that truly earn that honor in a given year, we shouldn’t feel an obligation to round out the number.†OK with hundreds of films coming out each year, you are telling us that via your stupid point system, 10 of then won’t be worthy of the nomination. So you are saying the movies you think are Oscar Worthy are sh!t like the rest of us? I can honestly say I don’t remember the last Oscar winning Best Picture I have seen because the last several have been boring movies that only the elitist Oscar voters have seen. Admit I am not alone in not wanting to see those movies.
Although when it comes to this year’s noms, I hope that the uptight voters have three spots for Super 8, Bridesmaids and Hangover 2. If they don’t then there is a major flaw in their dumb ass point system.
BTW the Academy is also f*cking with how many animated movies are nominated. It will be based on how many of them are released each to determine how many of them will get the nom. So I hope the studios turn them out in mass because almost all of the time the Best Animated Picture is more enjoyable and will have a longer lasting effect on the movie audience than the movie that won Best Picture!
Tonight on Tosh.0, Daniel Tosh interviewed Chicago Al who considers himself the p*ssy eating expert. Well what you saw on the show wasn’t the full chat between the two men talking about going down on a woman. You can say that interview was just foreplay until you get to the real thing. So men watch and learn from a guy who knows what he is doing and women close your legs because you won’t feel like opening them up again any time soon. The oral lesson we got from him is enough for us ladies to never want that type of lesson again.
BTW I know how to spell foreplay, but I spelled it that way in the headline because Comedy Central renewed Tosh.0 (their number one rated show) for a fourth season today. I am so happy…nope Chicago Al killed that. But seriously I can’t wait to see how he gets someone to top the p*ssy eating expert. I am not sure that is possible, but then again I didn’t think he could beat the guy with the tiny pen!s who was tasered at Coachella and he did that tonight!
OK for some reason I am wondering who will get to eat first after this show, Chicago Al or Daniel Tosh??? I think Al, what about you?
Side note: I desperately need a shower now!
Before all the men wanted Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, she wanted on man named Charlie. She looks the same now as she did when she was 24 in that in that 1984 commercial.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off turned 25 years old on the 11th and Atom has proven to us and hopefully to Hollywood why there has never been a sequel in all those years. As much as I want one, there really is no reason to do it. Because you know if they did they would have really bad cameo appearances in just like Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
BTW I suggest that all fans of the movie sit back and watch this video because as much as you will want to hate it will wind up leaving with you a big smile on your face!
