Heard that you found out about Sarah f*cking Matt Damon. Sorry you had to find out that way and that my sublime flavor blinded you to Sarah’s philandering ways.
In an attempt to console you, here’s a whole lotta me for you to enjoy. Hopefully it will numb the pain. In fact, if your viewers want to share their girlfriend/boyfriend is f*cking someone else story on air , they can have a case of me too…
Anyway, keep your spirits up. It’s not like she was f*cking Ben Affleck or anything. Now that would have been embarrassing.
That is hysterical! I can’t wait to see Jimmy Kimmel’s reaction to this on tonight’s show on ABC at 12:05a!
BTW I am willing to f*ck Matt Damon for a free case of Diet Snapple! Boy I am a cheap date!
ICYAMI here is the video of Sarah Silverman declaring that she is f*cking Matt Damon.
Did you set your Tivo to record House, so you could watch after you were done celebrating the Giants triumphed win at Sunday’s Super Bowl and then got home to find out you missed the last half hour of this episode that had you “Frozen” chair? Well fear not Fox has announced that they will re-air this episode in its entirety on Friday, February 15th at 9p! And believe me you don’t want to miss the last minute of this episode that will have you “Frozen” in shock!
BTW Mira Sorvino proved why she won the Oscar in this episode!
That black eye liner so needs to go and actually some color would do her good. And for 53 she still has an amazing figure.
BTW can anyone help me figure out what Connie Selllecca was doing at the Step Up 2 The Streets premiere? That just does not seem to be her type of movie???
