So as we all know by now Jimmy Kimmel’s girlfriend Sarah Silverman is f*cking Matt Damon, well Jimmy is getting revenge on them with Matt Damon’s Oscar partner and BFF Ben Affleck. That is right according to Page Six Jimmy Kimmel is f*cking Ben Affleck to We are the World! In fact the new lovers will have some help from some friends/co-stars in the video, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Harrison Ford, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are all rumored to be in it. I am assuming with those names attached that this video will air during Jimmy Kimmel’s post-Oscar special! You know after all Robin Williams won the Oscar for Ben Affleck and Matt Damon’s movie Good Will Hunting and past Oscar nominee Don Cheadle worked with Matt in the Ocean’s movies and then Matt Damon replaced Oscar nominee Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan and I have no idea what Ashlee and Pete are doing there…sympathy f*cks?
Anyways I can’t wait to see this video and Sarah and Matt’s reactions to it.
CBS picked up "Cold Case," "Criminal Minds," "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," "CSI: Miami," "CSI: NY," "Ghost Whisperer," "NCIS," "Numb3rs," "Two and a Half Men," "Without a Trace" and "The Big Bang Theory." While I am so happy that picked up Ghost Whisperer, Two and a Half Men and The Big Bang Theory…I am plotting what campaigns will be needed to save How I Met Your Mother, Moonlight and Jericho! Seriously how could CBS not pick up HIMYM and Moonlight?
Jimmy Kimmel put it best last night on his show, Gary Coleman and Shannon Price should get a reality show on VH1. Seriously that show would be hot…it would make the girls on Rock of Love look like nuns and the girls on Flavor of Love like librarians. So VH1 please please please offer them a show I am sure it would be your biggest show to date!!!
Bai Ling was arrested for shoplifting at LAX yesterday, but sadly she did not get away the same type of merchandise as Winona Ryder. Bai was arrested for stealing 2 magazines and batteries from a stationary store at the airport. Was she that desperate to know what the fashion critics thought of her GA Grammy attire. Well her friend told E! Online it was because she broke up with her boyfriend yesterday the day before Valentine's Day.
"She was kind of in a mentally unstable state of mind yesterday," he said. "She had some relationship issues going on. She wasn't in the right frame of mind." Elliot continued: "She was very spacey and that was pretty much what happened. She was distracted and had a lot of things going on."
Poor Bai Ling to get arrested for such a stupid reason, but better a stupid reason then a DUI or worse.
