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Enter to win something from Ocean’s 13 or Kyle XY or David Hasselhoff and SoapNet
June 13th, 2007 under Contests. [ Comments: none ]

Contest 1: – Win a deck of cards and a poster from Ocean’s 13! All you have to do is E-Mail me the answer at [email protected] to “Who plays Danny Ocean?” by Thursday, June 14th with your name and address.


The critically acclaimed Ocean’s 13 comes out on Friday, June 8th. What are the odds of getting even? Danny Ocean and the gang would have only one reason to pull off their most ambitious and riskiest casino heist–to defend one of their own. But they’re going to need more than luck on their side to break The Bank.Ruthless casino owner Willy Bank never imagined that the odds were against him when he double-crossed Danny Ocean’s friend and mentor Reuben Tishkoff, putting the distraught Reuben in a hospital bed in critical condition. But Bank miscalculated–badly. He may have taken down one of the original Ocean’s eleven, but he left the others standing and, worse for him, gave them a shared purpose: to take Bank down on the night of what should be his greatest triumph–the grand opening of his new casino, appropriately named The Bank. The plan is elaborate, dangerous and damn near impossible–but there are no limits when it comes to one of their own.

Contest 2: Win a Kyle XY Soundtrack, Season 1 on DVD, 3 different teaser posters, and Kyle XY postcards/tattoos! All you have to do is E-Mail me the answer at [email protected] to “Who plays Kyle XY?” by Thursday, June 14th with your name and address.


The extremely successful Kyle XY premieres it’s second season on ABC Family on Monday, June 11th at 8p. More questions arise and the risk of danger escalates in the second season of the hit ABC Family original series “Kyle XY.” Kyle begins to learn the truth about his past, but under the strict training of Tom Foss, he must also learn the full scope of his abilities. And all of this must be kept secret — even from the Tragers, who just want to help him return to the life of a normal teenager. Kyle must learn to live with his double life and the unknown dangers that lurk outside the family’s walls. The peril only increases when the girl in the pod is set free and is on the hunt for Kyle. But can Kyle keep the threats away or will they come straight through the Trager’s front door?

Contest 3: Enter to win David Hasselhoff’s autobiography Don’t Hassle the Hoff and SoapNET’s You Know Your Life Is A Soap Opera If… All you have to do is E-Mail me the answer at [email protected] to “What daytime Soap Opera was David Hasselhoff on?” by Thursday, June 14th with your name and address.


The must-read autobiography by David Hasselhoff Don’t Hassel The Hoff
– “This book is my opportunity to print something from my heart, to tell the truth about what happened to me on the long and winding road from Baltimore to Baywatch to Broadway – and beyond. And the truth is not to be found in tabloid stories but in my actions: I am a good father and tried to be a good husband. I love people and the emotional rollercoaster that goes with human relationships. I love all the bewildering, crazy and wonderful things that life has to offer. This book is about my successes and my failures, my strengths and my weaknesses. And, above all, it is about the hope contained in the Knight Rider slogan: “One man can make a difference.” –David Hasselhoff

One of the truest books you will ever read, You Know Your Life Is A Sopa Opera If… Every day, millions of fans tune in to watch their favorite soap stars unknowingly marry their fiancé’s evil twin, defend themselves against freak natural disasters, and contract amnesia. YOU KNOW YOUR LIFE IS A SOAP OPERA IF… (Hyperion; April 10, 2007; $16.95; Hardcover) captures the drama and wit of these beloved soap storylines that will be instantly familiar to any soap fan. Designed as a gift book, it includes everything from career options for ex-hookers to the best targets for blackmail. This book is a must-read for anyone looking to become the next soap vixen, long-suffering heroine, or town hostage. Everyone knows soaps don’t depict real life. Or do they? YOU KNOW YOUR LIFE IS A SOAP OPERA IF…rehashes all of the comical, implausible, and questionable storylines from our favorite soap operas. No soap is without a tangled web of courtships, marriages, divorces, deaths, and disappearances.

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Britney Spears wants y’all to help name her album
June 13th, 2007 under Britney Spears. [ Comments: none ]

Britney Spears has asked her fans via her website to name her upcoming album and it will only cost you $24.98 to do so. But with the $24.98 you get join her fan club…woo wee. 
So here are the album titles to choose from
1 – Omg is Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like – Let's choose this one!
2 – What if the Joke is on You – I think that is the case
3 – Down Boy – Too easy
4 – Integrity – She has some
5 – Dignity – She has none
I might pay the $24.98 just to vote for 1! How cool would it be if she got stuck with that title for the name of her new album?!? 
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Rescue Me is back on FX tonight!!!!!
June 13th, 2007 under Reviews. [ Comments: none ]


OMFG! Rescue Me is back for it’s fourth season on FX tonight at 10p and it is it’s best season so far! I have seen the first three episodes of this season of one my favorite all-time shows and I was literally blown away. The first 5 minutes of the show had me laughing hysterically when Tommy realizes his 18 year old daughter is drunk, smoking pot and having sex on the pill and it just goes downhill for him from then on! Then there is the relationship between Franco and his girlfriend’s Tourettes brother that is so funny and endearing at the same time, I just love the two of them together. The second episode has the firemen talking about who is in their spank bank and one of them has a no-no one in his spank back, wait until you see how it all plays out. It was the funniest scene on Rescue Me since season one when they had a penis measuring contest! The third episode takes a serious turn and I can’t wait to see how it resolves itself in the fourth episode. In fact I just can’t wait for this whole season because it is starting off so f’ing hot!
If you have never seen the show, it is not too late to start with the show tonight. Rescue Me pushes the envelope and this season is no different, but unlike other FX shows it is not about shock value. If you are in the mood to laugh, cry, care, have an adrenaline rush and get angry all in 60 minutes than Rescue Me is the show for you because I promise you it will do all of the above. Just FYI it is not politically correct, so if that is a factor then this show is not for you.
Thank you Denis Leary for creating such an awesome f’ing show!!!
So C’mon C’mon and check out Rescue Me tonight on FX at 10p!!!

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The top 20 perform tonight on SYTYCD
June 13th, 2007 under SYTYCD. [ Comments: 1 ]

(photo credit Joe Viles/FOX)
Pictured top L-R: Jaimie Goodwin, Danny Tidwell, Pasha Kovalev, Ricky Palomino, Shauna Noland, Jesus Solorio, Ashlee Langas and Neil Haskell.
Middle row L-R: Jimmy Arguello, Sara Von Gillern, Jessi Peralta, Sabra Johnson and Kameron Bink.
Bottom row L-R: Lauren Gottlieb, Anya Garnis, Cedric Gardner, Hok Konishi, Faina Savich, Lacey Schwimmer and Dominic Sandoval.
I can't wait to see them dance tonight on So You Think You Can Dance on Fox at 8p tonight because we really didn't get a feel for their dancing during the auditions. 
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Joel Madden’s new hair-do stinks
June 13th, 2007 under Good Charlotte, Nicole Richie. [ Comments: 1 ]

WTF did Joel Madden do to his hair? What is he trying to say with that look? Seriously why would someone dye their hair to look like a skunk. If someone farts in a room, everyone is just going to blame him because of that hairstyle.  
Oh and we cross off that Nicole Richie and him broke up. 
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