Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Andy Dick hasn’t learned anything from the Michael Richards incident. According to sources, the hopped-up comedian hopped onstage Saturday at L.A.’s Improv comedy club and dropped the n-bomb on a room full of stunned clubgoers. Andy was heckling comedian Ian Bagg during his routine, when Dick allegedly got out of his seat, jumped onstage and began joking with Bagg. The subject of Michael Richards came up, but the two comics quickly moved past it. As Dick exited the stage, he suddenly grabbed the mic and shouted at the crowd, "You’re all a bunch of niggers!" The stunned crowd gasped and stared at each other. Bagg tried to play it cool and move on with his set, but the laughs weren’t there. Calls to Dick’s rep were not immediately returned.

TMZ 

Why do people invite him anywhere? He is not funny and is just so f()cked up, I just don’t get…but then again it just might be me?

JUNKIE rocker Pete Doherty went bananas at a swanky hotel in an £10,000 wrecking spree. The Babyshambles frontman smashed furniture and electrical goods before leaving his £200-a-night room soaked in blood. The dirty dandy also tore down the curtains, shattered every mirror and then started a punch-up in the bar, fleeing after police were called. A source at London’s Malmaison said: "The man is an animal – he left the room looking worse than a war zone." Crazed Pete, 27, who yesterday was spared jail for drug offences, checked in with a mystery lady, leaving catwalk queen girlfriend Kate Moss, 32, in the cold. The star was fined £770 and banned from driving for four months at Thames Magistrates’ Court after being caught with crack, cocaine, heroin and cannabis. He escaped a jail term after telling the judge he is on the verge of landing a lucrative record deal. Pete, who last month said he was down to his last 27p, will need a big pay-cheque to pick up the tab for wrecking his room. He checked in on Thursday and held all- night boozing sessions for pals and hangers-on. A shocked spokesman for the Clerkenwell hotel said: "There’s evidence that he took drugs, the carpet’s wrecked, there are smash-ed bottles and make-up everywhere and the place is covered in blood." The spokesman added: "He’d been a nuisance for days but matters came to a head when he set off the fire alarm early on Sunday. "He then had a punch up in the bar. He was sent to his room to cool off but appears to have gone berserk in there." A source at the hotel, a fave with music A-listers like George Michael, 43, and Kylie Minogue, 38, said: "Staff were shaking when they saw the mess."

Daily Snack 

And he didn’t get jail time why?

WILL Jay-Z and Beyoncé Knowles finally tie the knot during his "surprise" 37th birthday party next weekend? Knowles, Jay and some Def Jam executives were at STK on West 12th Street on Saturday talking about the four-day "party" – but insiders say it will be more than a birthday celebration. "Beyoncé is throwing Jay a four-day birthday party, but it’s really a wedding," said one source. Guests, including family and close friends, were told to have passport applications filed by last Friday so they can attend the bash on a yacht in St. Barts. But insiders said the guests will also be ferried over to Anguilla for the wedding at Cap Juluca, a five-star resort with Moorish villas. Another spy said Knowles and Jay-Z had toured the site earlier this year and approved it for their nuptials. Reps for Knowles, Jay-Z and Cap Juluca didn’t return calls or e-mails. The rapper/mogul has dated the lovely Knowles, now bigger than ever with her star turn in "Dreamgirls," for four years.

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I wish they would finally get married, so we no longer deal with when are they getting married or are they married rumors and move on to is she pregnant or are they getting divorced rumors?

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