Seriously? OMG! WTF?

WE thought we’d start promoting Tom Cruise’s next flick MI:4 – that’s Missing Infant… because it’s been 100 days since Suri Cruise was born on April 18 in California, and no one has seen or heard of the seven pound – and-seven-ounce baby since.
Not even Tom or Katie Holmes’s close friends have been allowed near her. So here are our five reasons why we think Suri hasn’t been seen:
Tom got over-excited (like on Oprah’s show) and jumped on her.
Brangelina secretly adopted Suri to add to their United Nations brood.
The happy couple haven’t managed to secure a million-dollar deal for the exclusive pictures yet.
Suri is allergic to sunlight so can’t leave the house – ever!
Suri doesn’t exist…

3am Girls 

CHRISTIE Brinkley’s daughter, Alexa Joel, won’t be sorry if her mother doesn’t bite at Peter Cook’s "take me back" plea reported by Cindy Adams yesterday. Hamptons sources say Cook, Brinkley’s fourth husband, wasn’t exactly a doting stepfather to the 20-year-old fledgling musician. "He’s been very cold and mean to her," one insider told The Post’s Braden Keil. "It’s the main reason why she moved out when she was just 17." Their last argument occurred when Brinkley and Billy Joel’s daughter, who didn’t drive, called the Bridgehampton manse for a lift home at 11 p.m. Cook allegedly refused, told her to "walk home" and "never call this house at this time of night again." Alexa has been living in Manhattan ever since.

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BTW she is two years older than Peter Cook’s mistress. Ouch! 

I’m on my way to watch another Supernova hopeful get the hatchet! If it were MY band, Zayra would be packing her things and going home tonight, but that’s not my call. The guys sometimes surprise me with their choices, so it’s always just as much as a mystery to me as it is to you guys. There is something about Zayra that is entertaining to watch I will say. I really think that if she went into a more elctronic/Peaches direction, she could be all right, but a rock singer she is not. It is a bizzare season because for me, it wouldn’t be a tough choice. The good news is that ones that evolve and grow, get to stay longer and hopefully learn something as well as get plenty of exposure and a crash course in this public life that they are living. Plus, it’s just more rock on Network Television, of which I am a huge supporter. I’ll check in after the show with a spoiler and another update.

One of my favorite moments from last night’s show:

The exchange between me and Patrice. That actually went on for like 10 minutes in the studio. A lot was said but the gist was aired. For the most part, my point was that these contestants have so many weeks to impress the band that they should take advantage of the time and show them different sides. Most people going into an audition only get a few minutes to try out for whatever it is they are trying out for. If you have 13 weeks, why not show the band something new?

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I wonder what the spoilker will be? And am I the only one who does not get Lucas Rossi?  

Splash News 

I say yes, she kind of has that "I’m with child" stance. What do you think? 

FX on Tuesday announced that the guest line-up for Season 4 of Nip/Tuck, premiering Sept. 5, will include not just Sanaa Lathan (as the new owner of the surgeons’ practice), Larry Hagman (as her husband) and Kathleen Turner (as a phone sex pro needing vocal chord work), but also Catherine Deneuve (as a widow who, eww, wants her husband’s ashes put into her implants), Richard Chamberlain, Jacqueline Bisset, Melissa Gilbert and Peter Dinklage.

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