Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Supermodel-turned-TV presenter TYRA BANKS will become the first beauty to ask editors not to digitally enhance her appearance when she appears on magazine covers. The 32-year-old is fed up with the message being sent out to young girls when they see flawless women in magazines, and she wants the world to see her without the benefit of computer technology. Instead, Banks will use make-up and hair extensions to achieve beautiful looks. A member of the star’s company, Bankable Productions, says, "Modeling is an unreal business, but Tyra wants to make it more real. "She always tried to get heavier women to take part in AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL – although the industry continues to reject them and the few that get through are magically transformed into waifs by magazines."

Contact Music 

Housemates are settling down to sleep. Darren mentions the words "naughty arrow." Gaelan repeats these words before Camilla says "I’d like you to put your naughty arrow near me." Gaelan makes reference to the movie Mr & Mrs Smith.

Camilla says "There was one PE teacher that always use to keep me behind." Camilla goes onto tell the housemates that a few girls were always asked to stay behind and it was pretty obvious what the teacher wanted to do. Camilla says the teacher was in his early 20’s. Camilla says he was hot.

At this moment John and Ashley, sleeping across from Camilla and Darren, tell Camilla to come over to them. She gets out of bed and says "What are you doing? You’re not going to fart on me are you?" Ashley says, "No. Better."

Camilla climbs onto the bed and again asks whats going on. They are all laughing and Ashley again says nothing. John tells Camilla to "Lie down and shut your eyes." Ashley repeats the sentence. Camilla says "Why? You’re not going to turkey slap me are you?" Ashley says "No". Camilla says "You are you liars. Let me in". She climbs into the bed. Camilla says "I’ll hurt you if you do."

As soon as she is fully down in the bed, John puts his arms around her to keep her down. He tells Ashley to "Go. Turkey slap her." Ashley gets on his knees, pulls down his pants, grabs his penis and slaps Camilla’s head with it. Ashley and John laugh. Camilla says "Hey, you little shit". Camilla half sits up in the bed and informs the rest of the bedroom "I just got turkey slapped." Camilla lies back down in the bed saying "You guys are mean to me." Ashley says "It was funny though." Camilla repeats "It was mean." Camilla seems to be pinching John’s nipple under the covers when the video finishes.

Behind Big Brother Australia

A TEARFUL David Beckham has quit as England captain following their World Cup exit.
The Real Madrid star announced his decision barely 12 hours after England had been dumped out of the competition on penalties by Portugal.   He spent five-and-a-half years at the helm, captaining 58 games.Beckham revealed it was “the most difficult decision of my career” and added he had taken it some time ago after consulting with his family. He was given the armband initially by caretaker boss Peter Taylor for the friendly international with Italy in Turin in November 2000. Sven-Goran Eriksson decided to keep Beckham in charge when he took over as coach in January 2001. Beckham read a prepared statement before leaving the stage with tears in his eyes without making any further comment. He said: “It was the greatest honour of my career when Peter Taylor made me England captain and I fulfilled the England dream. Now I feel is the right time to pass on the armband as we enter a new era. “I stress that I want to continue to play for England and help the new manager Steve McClaren and the new captain. “This is the most difficult decision of my career and I came to it some time ago, but I hoped to leave on the back of a successful World Cup. Sadly it was not to be. “After discussing it with my family, I feel the time is right. I would like to thank all the players and manager for my support as captain, the media and England supporters. “For me to do this job has been an absolute honour. I am so proud I lived the dream.” Beckham, by his own standards, has had a mediocre World Cup and he was in tears when an ankle injury forced him to be substituted early in the second half against Portugal. He has the distinction of becoming the first England player to score in three successive World Cups via his free-kick winner against Ecuador. For many people the defining memory of Beckham will be his last-gasp free-kick goal against Greece in 2001 which ensured England’s place in the 2002 World Cup finals in Japan. Beckham’s career with England has been an up and down affair ever since he became public enemy number one with England fans following his sending-off against Argentina in the 1998 World Cup finals in France. Now attention will turn to his successor with John Terry and Steven Gerrard likely to be front-runners for the role.

Sun 

Heather Mills is reportedly planning to settle for a £10 million divorce settlement from her estranged husband Sir Paul McCartney.

The former model, who has been pilloried in the British press since her three year marriage broke down, apparently wants to avoid any acrimonious divorce proceedings so will relinquish any claim to Sir Paul’s estimated £825 million fortune in favour of a quick settlement.

A friend tells The People, “Heather is satisfied with the £10million deal being discussed. She was only too aware that she could have gone into battle for a lot more. But she is still devastated over the break-up and is not in any mood for a bitter legal row."

Despite legal eagles predicting the charity campaigner could be awarded up to £200 million by the courts in a contested claim, the couple’s priority is said to be the well-being of their two-year-old daughter Beatrice, who Sir Paul will be granted access to.

The pal adds, “Heather and Paul have been in regular contact since they split up in May. She has no intention of putting up a fight. She is far too upset to even think about going down that road.

"They have constantly reminded each other that Bea should always remain their number one priority throughout the finalisation of their divorce.”

Heather is also said to be preparing to buy a 200 acre estate near Midhurst, West Sussex – 70 miles from her home with McCartney in East Sussex.

The source explains, “The property is just what Heather has in mind as a future home for her and her daughter. It is not on the market yet but she has found out all about it and is very impressed. Heather feels that moving there would let her get on with her life without the worry of prying eyes. She is desperate for some peace and quiet to come to terms with what has happened to her."

Entertainment Wise

BRITNEY Spears‘ younger sister, Jamie Lynn, 14, has turned into a bully and gotten one of her "Zoey 101" co-stars fired. Last August, Page Six reported Jamie Lynn and Britney ganged up on Jamie Lynn’s "Zoey 101" co-star Alexa Nikolas after the two tweens got into a spat on the set of the Nickelodeon show. A source told us then, "Britney had the talent coordinator bring Alexa over to Jamie Lynn’s trailer, where she proceeded to scream that Alexa was an ‘evil little girl’ and that she had better watch herself or she ‘will never work in this town again!’ " It seems Britney kept her word – Nikolas has been fired, our source says, mollifying Jamie Lynn, the show’s star and resident chubby-cheeked diva. According to our spy, "The new scripts for the third season of ‘Zoey 101′ are out. Nicole, Alexa’s character, has met with a bad accident . . . So far Nickolodeon and the Spears family have managed to keep this quiet. Nicole is a big fan favorite and they are keeping it from the kiddies for as long as they can. But Alexa hasn’t worked since the big blowup with Britney." Reps for the show and Jamie Lynn didn’t return calls.

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