Sting is known for tantric sex. If you have enough of it, then you are going to have a few kids. In fact, he has 6 of them and here he is with his oldest one Joe. Who is 40, BTW. Can you believe that the lead singer of The Police has a 40 year old son?
While the two don’t look alike, they dress the same and have the same hair, so you know he is his dad’s kid. Although the younger Sumner is a lot taller than his dad. Because of that, we got this sweet photo.
First off, I want to say I love The Police, but I loathe Sting. Today, I am actually finding myself almost liking after him after taking part in James Corden’s newest sketch on The Late Late Show last night. The two British singers had a Battle of the Singing Waiters that could only have one winner. Sadly, the CBS late night host didn’t have a chance because Gordon Sumner brought out the big guns to win. As in sending out a Message in the Bottle for Roxanne. Even though it took Every Breath he takes, it was well worth it for the victory. A victory, we all got to relish in.
Never have I wanted to be a taping of LLS like I wish I was at this one. Hearing him sing his former band’s songs acoustically that would’ve been a memory I would never forget.
Back before The Police was one of the biggest selling bands of the ’80s, they played really seedy locations. One night the trio, played in area that had a lot of Brothels, but Sting couldn’t afford one to bring up to his hotel room. Therefore he imagined what it would be like to have a relationship with one and maybe even marry her. And that is the story behind their first huge hit Roxanne.
Talking about behinds, Sting also told Howard Stern what that weird sound and laughter is that you hear at the beginning of the tune. The singer thought the piano lid was down, but it wasn’t. So that his butt tickling, or should say, smashing the ivories.
I will hear that song in a whole new red light.
Have you ever wondered if Sting got stung by a bee? Well that is what Graham Norton wanted to know from The Police singer when he was on his show on Friday. Not only has be Sting been stung, he owns a dozen hives of the buggers at his Wilshire Estate.
For the most part they get along with the man that named himself after what they do, but one day there was a bee who feels the way about him as I do. That little fella flew up to Gordon Sumner and stung him on the crown of his head.
He said it was the “most exquisite pain. It was like a psychedelic experience and my whole brain went.” Then he added, “I haven’t been the same since.”
The incident happened about when he reunited with The Police, so I guess something good came out of it for us. In fact, it was also good for him because he revealed he wants to be stung again by one of those yellow and black creatures.
Back when Sting was with The Police, for the first time, he had a head full of stingers aka spiky hair. After he left the band, so did his hair and my admiration for him.
Therefore, I haven’t followed his career like I used to. So can someone tell me when he suddenly got a full head of hair again? Maybe, now that his locks are back, so will his ability to do the music of his I like. Kind of like how Samson got his power back when his hair grew back after Delilah cut it off. That did happen, right?