Remember when Skims gave us bras with fake pierced nipples, and you thought it was that crazy? Well, Kim Kardashian found a way to top that. Or should I say bottom that?
Skims is selling underwear with fake hair on top of it, like a wearable merkin. Why? Who the fuck knows?
But what is even more mind-boggling is that in just a few hours, they are almost all sold out.
That’s right. People have spent $32 to get their carpet to match their drapes. And the carpets come in different colors and textures. So you can be a redhead with straight hair or a brunette with curly pubes.
April Fool’s Day is less than six months away, so it is not a joke. However, it could be a Halloween costume. You could wear the bra with fake pierced nipples and the hairy thong, and go as a ’90s porn star or Punk Eve.
