A woman in Mexico left a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey in handcuffs, and it wasn’t the way she wanted to be placed in them. Let’s just say she was really excited to see the movie, so much so she needed to relieve some of that excitement as she watched it. Translation, it was a pleasure for her to watch the film, so she pleasured herself.
As Pee Wee Herman and Fred Willard can tell you, that is something you can’t do in a movie theater. That is exactly why some of the theater goers called the police on the 33 year unmarried woman according to La Verdad.
Next time she should just stay at home, read the book and watch some p0rn. It will be a lot more pleasurable and cheaper.
BTW Fifty Shades of Grey will give RedBox a whole new meaning when its released on home video. If you rent it, I would make sure to thoroughly clean it with antibacterial soap before you watch it. You don’t know what the person who saw it before you did with the DVD.
