If I were on a plane and I saw that Sir Patrick Stewart was also on it, then I would pay to sit next to him. That was until yesterday when Jimmy Kimmel Live showed how annoying he is to travel next to. He won’t shut up, eats smelly foods, climbs over you to go to the bathroom, kicks the chair in front of him and claps when the plane the lands. I wouldn’t mind the talking because I could listen to him all day, but his stinky breath would make me want to hurl him out the emergency exit midway through the flight. Which of those offenses would make you want to flush him down the toilet? Hopefully you won’t say chair kicker because I have habit of doing that! Admit it, you are guilty of one of those five. Which one, may I ask?
