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[ # ] Who doesn’t want to see a movie with a killer sloth?
August 2nd, 2023 under Movies

Remember when Kristen Bell cried on Ellen because she loves sloths? Well, Slotherhouse will really give her something to cry about.

It’s senior year of college for sorority sister Emily Young and for the first time ever, Sigma Lambda Theta is having elections for who will be president. Wanting to have a killer year, Emily Young realizes she might just be the best option for her sorority. While beginning her campaign, she finds an adorable sloth that steals her heart and soon realizes she just might steal the hearts, and votes, of her sorority sisters. But when bodies slowly begin to pile up in the Sigma Lambda Theta house, Emily and her sorority sisters realize the deaths are being caused by their new house mascot, the cuddly sloth Alpha. Will Emily and her sisters escape the house with their lives? Or is this death-sloth with 3 razor sharp claws too quick for them?

Even though there appeared to be some fast sequences in the trailer, you know this movie is going to move at a sloth’s pace, which means slower than Turtle, who isn’t a Teenage Mutant Ninja (side note: go see TMNT: Mutant Mayhem).

Slotherhouse comes out on August 30th. Reserve your tickets now because they are going to go fast.


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