Seriously? OMG! WTF?

James Van Der Beek turned the big 4-0 today and overnight he started to get those chin hairs that older people get. Someone get him to Esthetician ASAP because he needs to get those facial pubes waxed off.

Thankfully, I think that beard is fake and will be gone before you can sing Happy Birthday to him! Which is a good thing because Dawson doesn’t look good with facial hair. Sorry, we know your ugly crying face in its entirety.

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