Don’t know what to get your lover for Valentine’s Day, then the
Bronx Zoo has a gift that is unlike anything else out there. Forget diamonds, flowers and perfume, you can get her her own roach. That’s right, for $15 you can name a giant roach after your sweetheart. For $60 more, you can get the gift pack that also includes roach socks, chocolate roaches and a cockroach pin. What will she get your? A divorce because any judge would find that grounds for one.
I love my Bronx Zoo, but I hate roaches of all sizes. Who thought that a sweet gift for V-Day? Although, is it wrong, I want the chocolates?
