A couple went to the Oakland A’s vs Texas Rangers game on Saturday, and it will be one that the Athletics’ announcers, Dallas Braden and Chris Caray, won’t soon forget.
The couple got some treats, and they caught the cameraman’s eye. Therefore, he focused the camera on them. When he did, one of the announcers noticed they were eating It’s It bars (an oatmeal cookie ice cream sandwich dipped in dark chocolate). And he mentioned he wanted one.
Well, the producers switched the camera over to the player at bat because that is what people tuned in for, and then back to the couple. When they did that, the man went to second base, as in he put his hand on his woman’s big boobs. With that, the cameras panned away from them.
However, the announcers were not done talking about the Lauren Bobert* wannabes. Braden said to his co-host, “You are a handful, Chris. Let me tell you.”
And they went silent as the batter hit a foul ball. We found out why. It was because they were trying their hardest not to laugh. Because boys will always be boys, no matter how old they get.
Braden was not done talking about the lovers playing baseball in the stands. So he took to Twitter and wrote, “Oh sure, Like you guys have never needed a napkin after eating an ice cream on a warm summer night. ”
*Welcome to this strange decade where a sitting United States Congresswoman normalized fondling in public places. That will be her legacy because she has not accomplished anything in her position in the House of Representatives.
