Sting shared a video of himself doing crunches. I am sorry, I meant doing a crunch.
Watching him do that is as exciting as one of his concerts. Yes, I have said and I meant it. I have seen him live three times, once with The Police, and each one was a bore.
See, I can be nice. I didn’t say that this video was as riveting as his latest album. Did I?
Alright, I will say something nice. Doing that crunch is helping the 70-year-old look younger than his years. He looks 69! Something I am sure he has done with his wife more than 69 times.
