Ty Burrell was on Late Night yesterday, and he told Seth Meyers two stories that made me pity him.
The first one is when he met an agent in NYC, who told him how many changes he would have to make if he wanted to make it as an actor. When he was done with the meeting, he was literally sh!tting in his pants. As in he pooped in them at Times Square. He felt like he hit rock bottom.
He might’ve, but we know, he climbed to the top after thanks to Modern Family. So much so, someone hacked into his emails a few years ago and tried to sell incriminating information on him. Didn’t hear about that? That is because there was nothing interesting that anyone wanted to buy.
How sad is that? There is not one thing about that is even remotely scandalous. Poor Ty. At least, we can accept him as a talented actor. He might have a boring life, but he can act his way out of anything.