As we know, Tracy Morgan had a near death experience and he told Seth Meyers yesterday on Late Night why he was sent back from the Pearly Gates.
He explained, “Gd, he saw the angels bringing me through the Pearly Gates, and he said, ‘Ah, take him back down…He is going to do the whole 89 years for what he did in the third grade.'” What did he do? He shared the story that doomed him to live a full life, “You know, how you are supposed to put an apple on the teacher’s desk? I put a bag of doo doo on the teacher’s desk.” Here’s a reason why he did that, “He failed me in Social Studies. I didn’t even know what Social Studies was. I know I didn’t fail it because I copied off of the smart girl and I was sitting right next to her. She passed and I failed.” I think Morgan was in the right!
You can hear more stories about what the comedian went through over the last few years since his accident when you watch his Netflix comedy special Staying Alive that is streaming now.
He has such an unique and hysterical way of viewing things that I just want to be friends with him, so I can listen to him tell me jokes all the time. Plus, I heard from several of my friends who lived in the same building as him in my hometown, that he is the nicest guy. Thankfully, Gd returned him to us because the World is a better place with him in it. And plus he keeps the population numbers up by putting babies in our bellies.
