Tracy Morgan returned to The Howard Stern Show today, the first time since his accident over 2 years ago. Even tough the comedian was afraid of losing his humor, he is back even funnier than before. That is not the only thing he that is better about him, he revealed a certain body part, that body part, is bigger since the accident and he told us why that it is.
Stern is not one to shy away from any question, so he asked Morgan, “When did you jerk off for the first time (after the accident)?” Out of all the people to ask, you know he is going to give the most hysterical answer and he did.
He said, “OMG! That was going on in the hospital…All I did was masturbate.” Then he added, “I beat my dick like it owed me money. My dick got a restraining order out on my hand.”
Then he explained the first time he was ready to do it to himself again, “I woke up one morning and my dick was dialing 911. Spousal abuse.” He got so excited, as he should, that his heart monitor went off and the nurse came running in. Having someone walk in on him, is his fantasy.
With his fantasy being fulfilled several times while he was in the hospital, it had an effect on his little head. He revealed, “My dick got bigger too! Just the head!”
Tracey we missed you, but good things cum to those who wait. We waited for you to heal and you are better than ever. You definitely put a baby in my belly after that interview.
That interview was very honest and raw, he laughed and he cried. It is an emotional hour and twenty minutes that you want to listen, and you can listen to it if you
