Tom Cruise is on David Letterman tonight on CBS at 11:35p and he reads his own Top Ten List, “Top Ten Craziest Things People Say About Tom Cruise on the Internet.” That had the potential to be so much funnier than it was, but man that bombed faster than Valkyrie will on December 25th.
BTW you have to respect all that Tom is doing to help Valkyrie do better that $5 million during its first weekend. You know because that’s how Jews wants to spend Christmas watching a movie about Nazis and then eating Chinese. Nah, they would rather spend the day either watching a cute movie about a dog or watching a cute guy go from an old man to a sexy Brad Pitt and then eating Chinese!!! UPDATE: Here was the funnier Tom Cruise moment on late night TV yesterday, thanks to the much funnier Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Tom Cruise will continue his “I’m Sorry” tour on Monday when he appears on Jimmy Kimmel Live! at 12:06a on ABC.