Marie Claire is holding a poll for “Which Late-Night Talk Show Host Would You Sleep With?” and Craig Ferguson is ahead by a lot of notches on the bed post. The CBS host is popular as Tiger Woods according to the people voting and at the end of The Late Late Show he showed us why is on top! Sadly though he was at 74% before he gave us his sexiest moves and now he is down to 68%. Personally I thought he looked really sexy when he got close to the camera and the lights weren’t shining on his face and his salt and pepper hair was all messy and his shirt was all open like that, oh I got to go vote for him again because he so deserves it after that. Too bad I didn’t watch the show live because I would’ve had some really nice dreams about him after that! So What Did I Learn on the Show Tonight is that Craig Ferguson is the sexiest late night host!!!
Now let’s go over the rest of the list. Are the 34 votes for David Letterman all of his past interns? Too soon? Who is voting for the firecrotch Conan O’Brien, he is too pale skinned to picture in a dark room naked…you know because his skin would illuminate the room. I would be afraid of Jay Leno in bed because I can’t picture any position where his chin didn’t get in the way? Jon Stewart is cute, but he doesn’t do anything for me. Now Stephen Colbert should be much higher on the list, remember those pictures of him in a tight body suit? He is a big big big boy!!! I think I will have to vote for him now that I thought about those pictures. On that note, who is voting for Jimmy Fallon, he is the opposite of Colbert as you will see in the video below from his Late Night show. Now lastly, why isn’t anyone voting for poor Jimmy Kimmel? C’mon he is sexy? In his own special way!
Below is the list on how everyone is doing on the Marie Claire poll. So now that you know how your favorite late night talk show host is doing, who are you voting for and why?
Jay Leno 1% (36 Votes)
Carson Daly 1% (32 Votes)
Craig Ferguson 68% (2697 Votes)
Jimmy Fallon 6% (234 Votes)
David Letterman 1% (34 Votes)
Jon Stewart 6% (246 Votes)
Stephen Colbert 3% (120 Votes)
Jimmy Kimmel 1% (35 Votes)
Conan O’Brien 13% (506 Votes)
Seriously after watching the below video, can you tell me who is voting for Jimmy Fallon? Seriously that whole bit was a huge turnoff for me.
UPDATE: Craig Ferguson will be talking about the poll tonight on the Late Late Show on CBS at 12:35a and I hear is really enjoying it! He should be loving because he is royally kicking ass in the poll, he is now at 71% and his next competitor Conan O’Brien (why?) is at 12%. Go Craig!!!
