https://twitter.com/GWR/status/1666053049251397634
When I was kid, I watched sitcoms where the leads tried to get into the Guinness Book of World Records. So ever since then, I have wanted to have my name in the book.
But then I saw what people have done to get their names in print, and I am wavering on my decision.
For example, I am a girl, and I felt the pain Zac “The Horse” Gordon went through to be added to one of those book’s pages. He broke the record for the most pine boards broken between the legs in a single jump. How many did break? A total of eight.
Who needs a vasectomy when you can just do this? Your childbearing days will forever be over. Also, your need to have sex will be greatly diminished.
It is not all bad news. He can now hit that falsetto he has been dreaming about!
