Seriously? OMG! WTF? » The Real’s Loni Love gets real about having sex in a porta potty
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[ # ] The Real’s Loni Love gets real about having sex in a porta potty
May 23rd, 2018 under The Real

If someone asked you, where is the grossest place you could ever think of having sex in, where would it be? Most of us would probably say a porta potty. They are so many levels of grossness to it. It smells, what people do in it and the smell.

While that is us, that was not Loni Love many years ago. She admitted on The Real today that when she was in college, she had sex in a porta potty with her boyfriend. She tried to explain that the reason why she did it was that she ate a special cookie. A cookie so special she says she did even not smell all of the poop and piss that happened before she got in there. Which could be how she survived it the experience.

The next big question y’all want an answer to is how did they do it? Tamera Mowry just had to know. Let’s just say Love was facing the door and he was behind her. Use your imaginations because you know you are.

Finally, would she do it again? Love said, “It depends on who it — who was the person, cause sometimes you just know it’s going to happen.” I don’t care if it was Prince Harry said he would dump Meghan Markle for me. There is no way in hell I would ever have sex in that hell. I can’t even pee in one, how am going to do anything more than that in that tiny stinkhole that is full of butt sweat and so much more.

Have any of you had sex in one and what was it like? Do I really want to know?

BTW Love, thanks for keeping it real. It is something we have all wondered. One mystery down and a million more to go.


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