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April 26th, 2022 under Cool Technology

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Do you have a man in your life and you don’t know what to give him? Well, he would love a blow job, and you don’t always feel like it.

Guess what? There is a candle for that. Crafty Mom Candles sells one that is called Light This When You Want a BJ.

As soon as he sees the label, he is going to get all excited. That is until he takes the lid off and finds out there is no wick. Then his wick will lose its spark.

Oh, did I say the $7 wickless candle is the perfect gift for him? I meant it is for us!

So if you want to have some fun with that special someone in your life, but not that type of fun, then you can buy this wax melt in a jar for him. Not only is it affordable, but you can choose from one of four different scents, eucalyptus and spearmint, thousand dreams, sweet honeysuckle, and midnight sun.

I already bought a few for the guy I am fooling around with now and the future men in my life. Because I am evil like that!


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