We have been so focused on this year’s Super Bowl that no one noticed that next year’s is going to be on Valentine’s Day.
So be prepared for many, many men who will have to make the impossible decision to choose between the two loves of their lives, sex and football.
If they choose football, they will not be scoring a touchdown with their lover until Super Bowl XLII. But if they choose their Valentine, they will be ridiculed by the men in their lives who don’t care about getting a first down.
Forget the commercials and the halftime show, this has me fucking excited for Super Bowl XLI!!!