Stephen Colbert had his wife, Evie, on The Late Show yesterday to celebrate Valentine’s Day early, and he gave her a present to celebrate the holiday of love!
What did he get his wife of 32 years? A necklace from Tiffany’s that cost $250,000.
How nice is that? It is, until you find out it was only on loan from the expensive jewelry store for her appearance on the talk show.
If I were Evie, I would wear the sexiest lingerie I owned just for him. And just as he was about to touch me, I would say you can look but can’t touch! And then I would drive him crazy, knowing he can’t have sex if I can’t have the necklace. See how he likes that.
Don’t tease a woman with jewelry because revenge is a bitch, and she can be one if you do that to her.