Mike Myers is back doing what he does best, making silly movies. On May 5th, he will be releasing The Pentaverate on Netflix, and it is going to change the world as we know it.
That is because the movie is about a secret society that has been influencing world events since 1347. Therefore, that means that Myers has been responsible for everything bad that has happened since then because he is exposing this secret society that he is, most likely, a member of.
Therefore, the next time something awful happens, blame Mike Myers. After all, this is not the first time he has done something horrible to the world. Did you see The Love Guru?
