Shaq shared a photo of his naked feet and wrote, “I need my feet done, anybody wanna take care of these for me?” Dr. Pimple Popper is like even that is too gross for me. Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre says that even his deadly weapon couldn’t make a dent on those things. Every pedicurist in a 3,000-mile radius is like we are so not an essential business, we will open up when concerts do. Podiatrists are like they never taught us about that in medical school for a reason. If they did, we would have become proctologists.
What do you have?
