Two weeks ago, Sean Hayes almost died when part of his small intestine burst open spewing poison into his body. Luckily, Grandpa Jack from Will & Grace went to the hospital in enough time, so that he is with us today.
Not only that, since he is alive, today he will make up that Ellen DeGeneres appearance he cancelled on because he was in the hospital. Since he is almost all better, he can have some fun with her by playing a game he learned in the hospital. He brought a contraption they use to test your lung strength. The goal is to get the three balls to the top. When Ellen asked him, “Do you suck, not blow;” you know his reaction would be perfect. He told the audience, “Of course, I’d have to teach her!” Spoken like a true Gay man to his Lesbian friend!
How did Ellen do? Much better than I did when I gave my first blow job!
